MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Send help!

Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

FFS. As if this relationship can last when she can't shag him all the time.

"What I find interesting is nobody seems to struggle to understand him on the show and Awhina seems fine with his mumbling. I’d struggle with it."

I am so focused on the thread I am listening and not looking at the TV and I could hear Adrian clearly.

Is Darcy gna be the gay wrecking ball friend?

Yep. He is going to be the bitchy gay bestie.

Every series needs one!

Doesn't account for nor excuse his callousness and disregard for Jamie's feelings.

Ta. I didn’t know her name. I just felt sorry for her and I’m not even a massive dog lover.. stupid man doesn’t deserve a woman or a dog!

Maybe it’s just me then! Sometimes he’s clearer than others. I’m not sure they’d have subtitled him for no reason though. Maybe when there’s background noise he’s less clear.

He pronounces Cleo as 'Hleo'. He mumbles terribly. So annoying.

He just seems to be saying superficial things. Yes, they have a laugh, but they don't seem to go deeper than that.

He really is superficial, isn't he?

Tee jay is all lovely and polite but gives nothing away. He is clearly not that in to her and needs to say that.

I can never understand Adrian's mumbling. Occasionally he will pronounce a word or 2 clearly, but most of the time it's mumble, mumble, mumble.

I meant Beth and teejay!

@nottheplanbashful means shy

I am finding Beth's brother really annoying. These folks always want to put there 2p in, how annoying. So what if you care about your dog, who gives a fuck!

I think I've tuned into Adrian's voice a bit and can understand him better than at the start of the series.

I thought it was a friend.. they look nothing alike whatsoever 😅

So is the brother expecting him to say I love Beth?!? What else can he say at this point it’s not like they have been together for 6 months or a year.. it’s something like 5 weeks 🙄

He needs to bugger off and play with his dog, and take Freya too while he’s at it!

Have you seen the shite in your house? I'm good...🤣

My (younger) brother is blunt as fuck with ZERO patience 😂

He’d be like “Look mate. You’re talking bollocks. You either like my sister or you don’t”

And then as he stuttered my brother would look at me and would be like “Sis. Why are you bothering with this dickhead? Ditch the Bitch” 🤣🤣

It's weird seeing rain in Australia

Here comes shit stirring.

Do people usually have these kinds of conversations with friends and family?

When I went to Australia (in their summer) it rained a lot!

Oh hang on no, it’s gone again. Stand down.

Also the flower shop scene was the single most awkward thing I’ve ever had the misfortune to watch. So much second hand cringe I’m now totally inside out, like one of those weird cats.

Oh, fuck off Ryan. He is even a misogynist towards his dog!