MAFSAUS THREAD 9 (no spoilers) - Big Dave doesn't hate his wife. Slimy Paul thinks his wife is a snob. Jacqui buys herself flowers and Ryan wonders what follows. The shrine is set. The atmosphere is dead. We are all out of wine!!!!

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Sorry @browneyes77 I didn't know if you would have time to make the new one, the current one is filling up mega fast. I thought I would better make one before it fills up and before I head out for the day.

It doesn’t surprise me that he expects the same from his poor dog.
He is awful, two controlling maniacs.

This was inevitable

Even them falling out is boring

She needs to tell him to do one.

I would pay money to have an hour-long special with just Wacqui and Ryan

Yes, at least with Ryan and Jacqui we're never quite sure what to expect!

Teejay you scoundrel!

when you know you don’t like the person don’t sleep with them! It’s his blasé attitude that’s pissing me off.

Jacqui and Ryan visit a funfair. J and R go to Tesco. J and R go to the tip.

I’d pay money to never have to hear from either of them ever again 😂

Just breathing in the same room would be hilarious

What's been fascinating is wondering every episode who's going to come off worse.

Whatnot - drink!

Right now Rhi & Jeff are the only ones I can see staying together once this show comes to an end.

They’re the only ones with an unproblematic relationship.

What positives are there about Ryan?

Ryan has primed his friends for confrontation and they are going for it.

Jacqui saying she doesn’t remember 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah ok Jack 🙄🤣

“Selective Memory” 😂

Jacqui was actually very diplomatic about the question as to whether she could see herself living in Ryan's house, she said yes if she could lift it up and move it close to the ocean. I'd have suggested burning it to the ground and starting again.

VERY!

This coming from the woman that was still bringing up crap from months ago🤣

Maybe she knows that she has met her match and isn't willing to lose

You dropped me - wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

We can say whatever we like about Jacqui …but - she was kind to his dog. And her legs!!!! Just fab.
Ryan on the other hand .. omg . Insufferable.
She is so much better , totally out of his league.

And, as she told us herself, people assume she is a model!

Oh Ryan is not going to live this down

I just had to go and pour a big bucket of water over DS as he's been nominated by his 'friends' to do the icebucket challenge (?!) which seems to be a thing again at his school. Hope I haven't missed too much...may have to put this bit on again on catch up!

I can't bear it when people say you have to argue to get on...such twaddle!