MAFSAUS Thread 8: (No Spoilers) - Bogans & ferals & gym before sex time, Clint is deluded, clothing that’s fashion crime, and the retreat has now picked up the pace, it made Jamie want to punch Lauren in the face….

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We are not leaving the zoo….!

Here we go

Poor Dave has amnesia.

Here we go. Adrian has recognised a fellow cheater.

I knew it!

I knew Adrian would pipe up about V and Dave!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No Adrian is not a snake ( in this instance) he’s cottoned on to your BS

Ooh. Lady protesting much

Adrian is a snake for sure but it takes one to know one Dave.

Eliot!!

TELL THEM ABOUT THE LETTER!!!

Verruca, The Contrary has spoken.

Don't give her false hope you prick!

If he was keen none of this would have happened. He wants out. Doesn’t want to be the bad guy

Ok I’m lost now… so Dave wants her now?

it’s nonsense he just said whatever under pressure. He’s so out of order!

No he doesn't he just doesn't want to leave just yet.

Wow, Veronica looks guilty.
He is playing Jamie.

Roast that Frenchman ixperts!

Anyone noticed how fast these threads move compared to the MAFS uk ones 😂

Way more drama to discuss that’s why 🤣🤣🤣

He is frantically trying to safe his face, but nobody is buying what he's selling

This is the first time I'm actually glad we get a three night break. My gin cupboard needs the respite.

Right...over the page I go for the 'prentice final!

The last MASUK was liking watching paint dry. The two Olly's. Editing was terrible too.

I have run out of gin and am forced to drink wine. That's how bad this week has been.

Can't wait for Monday. I hope Jamie writes leave, I think she will as she seems to have integrity. The experts have been pretty rubbish so far at addressing bad behaviour, so hopefully they'll actually get their fingers out of the arses this week.

Dear lord, wine is for emergencies only!

Who did Adrian cheat with?

I know blindsided gets used a lot on MAFS, but I feel genuinely blindsided by this change in Dave. Cannot figure out what's happened with him..??!