MAFSAUS Thread 8: (No Spoilers) - Bogans & ferals & gym before sex time, Clint is deluded, clothing that’s fashion crime, and the retreat has now picked up the pace, it made Jamie want to punch Lauren in the face….

[browneyes77]

We are not leaving the zoo….!

Only 15 minutes left. That's not enough time for us to hear about D&V's amazing partner swap.

Did he sleep with Veronica when they swapped????they shared a bed

Plenty of time! They’ll probably only show 3-5 minutes worth of discussion 🤣

I would not be able to eat in that atmosphere of tension and storm.
Noticed that Jacqui tucking in happily tho.

Oh pee off Jane, I'm Irish myself and was mocking the way they say party. Heck you can't say anything these days! Why on earth would I say paddy drawn out like that? There aren't even any Irish on the show ffs

Jacqui is probably in her own little world 😂

That dress is quite frankly fucking ridiculous.

I can only hope that Jamie gets some great media deals on the back of this and Drongo Dave slopes back into obscurity...

I was wondering who that was as I just caught a glimpse of it 😂

I’d be Jacqui. I love dinner with a show.

Jamie is actually so good at articulating her feelings and her needs. In her situation, at that age, I'd have shagged Dave's best mate to get his attention/simultaneously make him jealous whilst repeatedly telling him I was "FINE".

100%. I have 0.doubt about it. All. The sausages got hidden in a mirkin.

Same.

I can listen and eat at the same time 😂

Adrian has Dave sussed.

I am literally waiting for Adrian to say something. He usually does!

I do admire Jamie's ability to say exactly what she's feeling. It's something I still really struggle with. And I'm a lot older than her!

It's incredibly brave. She's a legend.

"when did you want to tell me that?" is the question. How long was he planning on stringing her along?

I had a good crack at shagging my ex-husband’s best mate out of spite at a much bigger age than Jacqui. Thankfully he had more sense / morals / didn’t fancy me. I was about 37 before I grew some emotional integrity and control

@QueSyrahSyrah you sound like my kind of people 😊

Dave is a coward.

Is Elliot going to wait for the CC to say anything?

Oooh, Jamie now has food on her plate!

Go on Adrian!,

What's changed...? Exactly.