Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

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Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

I had forgotten that every character who arrives in Corrie however innocent-seeming, cannot actually be a nice regular guy. They are a plot point and will be a fraudster, shag their brother's wife or kill someone with stapler.

Or all three 😁

Absolutely ridiculous

so Lou has 2 invisible daughters

hating the prison thing and Dylan story and Mick’s inpunity plus Lou at Audrey’s

why would Maria be not in PPE as hairdressing is messy

where is David et Al at the flat when Todd is liaising with Theo

David is in big brother, Chesney is on ice....
My hairdressers is full of ladies wearing black outfits. I assume Maria was in pink chiffon prior to a council lunch 🙂or for a lunch date with Gareh.

Whose body is horrible?

That's just speculation though.

Yes I wondered about Lou's invisible daughters too. Maybe I had missed a bit somewhere but I don't think so. 🫤

I find Sarah to be a real tart. Who hasn’t she slept with?

Brody is horrible I think. He deserves a nasty end. My phone also corrects him to Body. Hopefully predictive text is predicting a short stay for him and his family.

@eggandonion No more teenage deaths I hope! Pretty grim tv!

Also a hospital investigation in a few days? Completely divorced from reality! It’s actually laughable.

Yes why even bother as she didn’t worry when she was working in the hairdressers or when the couple were first introduced

I feel like I've missed an episode. Audrey agreed to give Lou a trial and the next thing I saw was she'd managed to injure a client, throw hair dye over Maria and Audrey's saying it doesn't matter because she's brought in new business and the customers love her?

@TizerorFizz I don't care about Brody or his nasty dad. I don't need any more baddies.
Sarah was wearing a new top last night. Does she ever go to work?

Just when you think Corrie can’t get any worse, we have a 3 day NHS investigation, they wouldn’t even have started it, never mind finished it, and Deedee persuading the nurse to meet her in a bar to interrogate her. No nurse would agree to that, and Deedee is a lawyer and should know how to behave professionally. They have done a real disservice to this storyline.

They never show any action on screen now, so we don’t see Sean beaten up, or even glimpse the client Lou messed with. Not that I care about any of that.

And Theo and Todd and the wife …. Zzzzz. They are playing it for laughs but it isn’t funny and they are ruining Todd.

Who even conducted the investigation?

Wes?

Asha?

The evil surgeon who operated on Peter?

The Brody/Mick/Dylan/Sean situation is going to be resolved very quickly as soon as Kit learns that Sean has retracted his statement and works out that his sister Gemma is being "leaned on" to provide Mick with an alibi...🙄

How many prescriptions does one person need!

Poor Sean.
I stopped watching Corrie way back when Michelle was caught up in the gangster stuff, I couldn't bear her screeching.
Got sucked back in by the Geoff and Yasmin storyline.
Now I just fast forward through most of it.
Maybe the writers should run a nationwide poll to see if anyone wants to watch this type of stuff.

He really irritates me as he (AC not Sean) is not a nice person so every time I see Sean I grit my teeth. 😬

😁

Tomorrow night by 8.03 pm would suit me fine! Great call though.

Yeh I don't fancy Mick's chances against Kit.

It's interesting they have kept Kit away from anything more than one / two night stands. He's very keen then rapidly backs away - I mean he was right about Sarah and Todd being ridiculous, but it didn't take much to put him off. I originally thought he'd be here longish term but I'm not so sure now, they've done nothing to establish or develop him. He's not a bad actor and could have been a good addition if they had the faintest clue what to do with him.

Anything like my 'oldies', I can believe the daily trips to the pharmacy!

Sarah & Todd getting back together would be an interesting storyline I think.
The whole Todd, Theo, thing is a bit weird. Would Todd really want to be nothing more than ‘a bit on the side?’ to a married man with kids? The wife is clearly going to find out.
Sean / Dylon storyline so boring, Sean really can’t act and is extremely unconvincing as the scared/ worried Dad. At least Dylon can act.

I’m still not convinced Julie is really dying.
Kevin is very believable and actually looks ill.

The only fun bit now is Cassie & Steve.

Why didn't Gemma tell Lou that Mick had just threatened her and the quads? And why didn't she say to Mick "You do know my brother's a policeman?"