Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

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Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

I don't really expect storylines to make sense on Corrie any more. Characters behave out of character and do ridiculous things. Look at how Daisy is carrying on. It really is so out of character for Todd, and is being written like a French farce. Oops there go my trousers.

Julie is definitely dying though. Kevin looks ill because the actor has had his own health problems, it's a useful coincidence. Whereas Katy C is clearly in too good health to play 'dying' and they can't even be arsed to plot it convincingly.

I think Kit's a good actor and if he's any sense he'll get his agent to get him something better than Corrie. Good stepping board for him though.

It's been driving me nuts who Carl reminds me of,🤔 but then it suddenly came to me...to you... to me...😁

Chuckle chuckle vision

i think so😀

I thought the same too 🤭

How strange was that Peter Barlow popping up in The Feud. Looking very fine.

Tonight, Billy will be elected Pope

“Person centred approach” I think they should concentrate on women seeing as they are the ones who give birth

zanahoria Thankyou for giving me good laugh!. Anything can happen on Corrie. I am a catholic but can see the joke!

That episode was so bad I am stuck for anything to say.
Everyone behaved like plot devices, the writing was flat and dull, and every single stroyline was absolutely woeful with the public service announcement from Deedee and co at the topic of the list. Modern Corrie manages to bludgeon any important topic to mush.

Maybe I'll just watch the Feud instead for a couple of weeks. At least I'll get to see a decent actor!

Modern Corrie manages to bludgeon any important topic to mush

Perfectly put.

I was cheering Dylan on though! About time he stood up to that hideous Brody

Where are David, Shona and Lily staying now if not in Sarah's spare room?

I am liking the wrath of Mrs Theo.

It will be even better when she turns on him

Go, Dylan!

Pissed off that they've switched DeeDee's storyline. Nurse clearly isn't seeing her racism and they had one chance to do good despite one of their main black character's leaving!

I gave up on American hospital drama Pulse on Netflix when they mentioned "birthing person". No thanks.

It was about time somebody showed a bit of courage. Sean and Gemma have been pathetic.

Billy will of course forsake the Apostolic Palace and continue living in the flat above the florists

I always fast forward the YOI scenes but I realised Dylan had hit Brody. My only thought was that this means sanctions for Dylan as the aggressor. And no doubt another beating for Sean. In other words, yet more misery.

I think Gemma needs to tell Kit. Kit is handy with his fists. Dylan needs to go back to Violet.

Dylan certainly needs to go back to Violet when he's released.

London's safer than Weatherfield, Midsomer's safer than Weatherfield!!!

I think a nice long visit to Violet would be good for Sean too.
I don't want Brody to have a personality transplant, that has happened too many times.

Theo really irritates me !

I have often wondered what Violet's place in London is like after Sean decided to move into the most over crowded house in Weatherfield. I think he was kipping on the sofa with his dad at one point.

I have a scary feeling that Tim will adopt him as a replacement for Mason