Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

[SabreIsMyFave]

Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

And equally ridiculous that Eileen buys the 'doing it for Dylan' line.

He was nicking off his workmates who had collected money for one of his friends sister.

Cheating your nearest and dearest had become something that just happens in Corrie

So predictable. It’s just a rehash of the Mason storyline. Corrie writers have completely lost the plot with their writing at the moment. So completely predictable and dull. Gangster brothers with Mason and that, I assume was supposed to be a cold, hard stare from Mick.

So Mick is Brody's dad....the script writers will be so disappointed when they realise that that "shock twist" was obvious weeks ago.

Brody. But of course. Fuck sake, Corrie, do we have to? Just get the whole family banged up and forget them.

Well that was the biggest non surprise!

Theo with his mates

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So sick of all the thugs and violence in Corrie, anyone else?

I’m guessing Mick has beaten Sean up

The Dee Dee issue is rather predictable and I don’t like the way the Todd affair is treated like a joke. Must be hilarious for the wife when she eventually finds out.

I'm sure I've seen the Wes actor on a comedy reel on Instagram

As for Mick. Scum

Here is the text of the Weatherfield General wrongdoing investigation in full.

"Did you do anything wrong"

"No"

"Ok, that's aright then"

Gemma has found a way to make her wig look even more ridiculous

With Peanut and Rover

And the horse Tim and Steve owned.
I was trying to remember if the Chesney family had been on a Disney trip, but they were skint. Kit will be busy sorting out the Mick situation.

Which one was Peanut again?

Oh yes, and Tiny the horse

Was Peanut the dachshund with Kirk?

Yes

The one Hope tried to kill

Oh yes I remember that

We’re did Wes come from ? He seems creepy following DeeDee around…

Not sure

I think he was introduced as some sort of hospital admin but has now been revealed to be .... Zoe's brother.

The bit about Zoe meeting up for a chat was almost as absurd as the enquiry that took two minutes. Why would she go when could only incriminate herself? DeeDee is lawyer.

I know they are trying to push the unconscious bias angle but that requites subtlety. The line about checking to see if the patient had gone pale sounded like a bad line from a seventies sit com

Wes was the final nurse who took care of Deedee in the maternity department. He had a few scenes, including asking if she was sure she wanted to discharge herself. He was very kind to her.

So another unlikely coincidence portrayed as a 'stunning twist"