Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

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Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

I see Brody is like a juvenile Harvey, he has minions everywhere.

I don’t see why Todd and Sarah would get back into a relationship unless the writers have or are deciding to make him bisexual now when he’s been gay since his teen years but this is Corrie, nothing makes sense anymore

Which brother of Sarah did Todd kiss that he mentioned?

Bloomin eck Aggie was finally mentioned by DD !!!!

Nick if my memory is correct.

Snorted tea out of my nose... just the one slice, not 12 rounds though!

Where did David and Shona go? I didn't think Sarah had a spare room.

Old Todd kissed old Nick (the Nick who was pretty but couldn't act).

I don't believe Todd would get into the Theo relationship.

Aren't half the (invisible) Platts currently living with Sarah because their house burned down?

Sick of Brody and hope something nasty happens to him

Todd has been out for twenty years, I am guessing he would find a closet case a bit tiresome. Also Theo has lied to him non-stop. Joel did that to Dee Dee, so expect Theo to be the next serial killer

Yes you'd think so. Todd becomes a nice human being and then - this. It defies logic that Vicar Billy would tell him to go for it when he spent years moaning about Todd's dodgy morals.

The serial killer slot has already been booked by Carl.🙃

Speaking of Deedee, I liked Wes. He can stay.

David has had enough and moved into the Big Brother House wish the rest of em would follow🤣

where’s Leanne these days ? Not seen her in Bistro lately tho they all seem to be eating at Debs hotel! And Gary seems to have disappeared off face of earth.

Who can blame him!

We haven't seen either Gary or Maria for ages have we? Characters are invisible for months on end, the cast is far too bloated but they decide to lose popular characters like Julie and Debbie.

Also loathing Todd and Theo. Theo is just awful. I almost wish Todd would get back with Sarah too. (As he came out as gay 20+ years ago that is unlikely though!)

Also detest Brody. Why do we keep having these criminal bad lads in Corrie? It's doing my head in. They're so pathetic. 🙄

I wish we could have a few months of Corrie with no scenes in the hospital or the prison/borstal type places! Maybe a few scenes in The Kabin, The factory, the garage, the bistro, and a few more in the pub with more people in the scene and not just the ones who are talking... (Classic Corrie had loads of 'extras' in the pub. Now the only people in there are the people involved in the scene that's going on!)

Also, yeah, where is Gary, and Maria? Has Dev been in it recently?

I thought Dev was in India because I remember he asked Bernie to go with him and she said no and now Chesney is helping with some kind of food festival in London so maybe he’s in London now?

Yes we definitely need more scenes in normal venues like the Dev's shop, Audrey's, the garage. And of course the Kabin. I assume they no longer have a set for it as we never go there.

Dev is in India - again. Bernie mentioned it a couple of weeks ago. He was also in India when Paul was dying.

If anyone listens to the Archers (I used to), the actor who plays Theo was the Archers police officer, Harrison Burns. He was wooden as hell in that too😆

It makes you wonder why they bother inventing temporary exits for illness, maternity etc when they're happy to stick characters in the equivalent of the kiddy cupboard for months on end.

Obviously London has a shortage of local kebab places that could send a van

Oh yeah I remember now, thank you.

Thanks @Shellingbynight Agree with you too!

I completely missed the Chesney goes to London plot because I started fast forward through everything involving him/Gemma/Mick/Lou!

I am really fed up of the Brody/Dylan/Sean thing - for once could we have a bullying storyline where adult and child do the right thing, stand up to the bully, report it etc etc.

Sean is such a coward he would steal from friends rather than stand up to a bully.

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