Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

[SabreIsMyFave]

Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

I also thought Sarah looked different.
I don't like Carl and have a feeling he's gonna be awful to Debbie like you've all said.
Hating this dementia storyline. Debbie is one of the best on there.
Sick of Brody or whatever his name is

It was a blink and miss it moment, I had to pause the recording to see what the letter said, it mentioned a possible dementia diagnosis. The cheek of Carl rummaging in Debbie's bag 'for a pen' though.😠

Sarah definitely did look different. I thought she looked better before so if she has had something done it hasn't had the desired effect.

Sarah looked like she had brow lift maybe, with some botox and fillers. It's a shame because she is very pretty and was aging beautifully imo. That's the industry though I suppose.

The cheek of the scriptwriters who continually come up with these silly ways to reveal people's personal lives

I think it's quite common for a change in hairstyle and colour and different make up to appear then the tweaks don't appear so noticeable

TOB make up made her look washed out -the peach lipstick was not her colour

Par for the course nowadays @zanahoria

Yep, we had Todd going through Julie's bag just the other week

Also would Debbie’s letter have mentioned dementia?

Only in corrie.

I doubt it. She hasn't been diagnosed yet afaik.

I think the letter mentioned an appointment for an assessment for dementia.

Why is Abi acting so guilty? I mean, I know she was tempted but she knocked Carl back, so why is she being so shifty?

And why is Daisy playing the victim to Carla? She’s behaving like she didn’t steal £250K of Carla’s money to buy the pub. She’s lucky she hasn’t been locked up.

I am so sick of Daisy and Jenny's money grubbing, they both behave like the pub is their birthright and anything is acceptable in order to to keep it. These plots where they are out to cheat their own families are as depressing as the murders. They were always good together with a genuinely witty rapport.

Carl trying to shag with sick brother's wife is pretty grubby too and the love/hate 'tension' between him and Abi is a bit lame.

The whole pub scenario is incomprehensible, and I don't understand Daisy's attitude at all. Jenny buys pub, Daisy stays working there - seems fair enough to me. Daisy only ever 'owned' the pub because she stole the money. Before that Jenny owned it and Daisy worked there. Jenny will likely lose the pub but what will they do with her then? Please not back to the flaming factory.

Always lovely to see plenty of Debbie and Todd, even though their storylines are so pitiful. Todd and Sarah together are always good value, but unfortunately for this storyline they have a lot more chemistry than Todd and Theo 😆

I guess the reason Carl suddenly decided not to return to Germany is because he's scented a way to get the money he needs. From Debbie.

He mentioned his overseas business going down the pan, it's Uncle Steven all over again. I wonder if he'll actually kill anyone, or if it will just be a bit of blackmail, cheating and fraud. At least the actor seems good.

I hope he doesn't kill Debbie or Ronnie. I don't like him. Sorry Carl.
Will Lou turn out to be an amazing hairdresser, I did like Claudia being mentioned.

@eggandonion

There hasn't been a decent murder in what? A fortnight? 😄

Time someone was offed methinks. 🤪 Carl is the current villain making his plans. Will he get Abbie up them stairs first though 🙂

I'm hoping Todd and Sarah get back together long term.
I'm worried about Gary, I haven't seen him for ages, I like a bit of Gary.
A nice murder is easier than the financial stuff, I can't follow it.

Maybe Todd should move in with Sarah and Harry

I'm looking forward to seeing that awful woman have her trial in Audrey's salon. One way or another it will be eventful 😱

As for little Harry. Can anyone remember what he looks like? I can't. There's no sign of a child living at Sarah's.

Did anyone else come over all Dinnerladies when Debbie asked for low fat spread? 😂

I was thinking this.

It’d make sense. Sarah has the space, Todd can move out of Eileen’s and it’s closer to work

Well he already uses it as his shag pad

Todd and Sarah living together would be great. I love their friendship.

I'd hate them to get into a relationship again though.