Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

[SabreIsMyFave]

Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

They crossed paths in the ginnel when Mick was throwing rubbish over the wall and Steve objected.

So do I, he’s trying to frighten her so she needs him. Yet another ‘catfish’ type story.

I liked all the nods to Hayley though tonight.

The cupcake and Roy. Very touching.

Coronation street is just dire now, such a shame.

Me too, but why doesn't Lauren just block number?

Sarah's boobs are centre stage since Kit arrived on the scene.

They feature in every episode.

I think she is demonstrating the busty enhancing underworld range, the CarryOn Barbara Windsor collection! Kit doesn't seem to notice really.

I wonder what the back story is with Kit and that Mick and Lou

Kit was obviously a ‘bad boy’ back in the day.
like we need another one < yawn >

Mick has obviously got something on Kit yawn ! Does anyone else think Bobby is the one behind Lauren’s texts ?

Billy was a bad boy too, wasn't he? I can't remember what he did. Summer is morphing into Toyah , she must be studying counselling. Where is Amy?
I still want Bobby to be Franky's dad, is he ever coming home?

Billy was responsible for Susan Barlow’s death. Think it was a car accident, Billy was involved in a robbery and was the getaway driver.

Oh yes and Adam supplied him with drugs or something?

Where is Adam lately he’s usually called upon to be a solicitor whenever anyone from the street is nicked !

With Deedee sitting on her sofa or knocking back wine there is no qualified solicitor.

My mind boggles. DeeDee launching herself back into work is understandable but to open up some 'new cases' in the local caff with her laptop screen in full view of customers behind her. Discretion at it's best 🙁🙄

I thought she shared an office with Adam. Or have I missed a bit? 🥺

God, Eileen is a miserable old boot.

I think Bobby might be behind the texts. I really didn’t think so until he said something along the lines of ‘I’m glad you always come to me about it’.

Has Dede’s baby left the country already?

Even Adam's office is a bit cheap for a solicitor, a grubby little back street office that duals as his shag pad. At one point they were working out of their flat, so moving her business to Roy's Rolls must actually be considered an upgrade. At least clients can get a coffee and not be interrupted by Adam having sex.

Is the community centre that Yasmeen set up still there...it could be dickied up as a solicitors premises, with a reception area for people to gossip about private business.

Deedee is annoying, pulling sad faces all the time.

'Here you are James, you don't know her, but she's all yours anyway'.

It's like pass the parcel.

I expect Laila will be back in a few years when Frankie needs bone marrow or a kidney.

Or to to join him in hospital

Has he ever left that place?

Does Lauren live there too?

Did they have to write that funeral parlour scene like an amateur farce? Obviously Todd was going to have some pretext for running off stage right, to be replaced by the comedy copper

So Jake is the latest child criminal

Eleven years old and already blackmailing people