Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

[SabreIsMyFave]

Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

How did they recognise him, why would they know him?

I suppose living on the same street, you’d know your neighbours by sight maybe and know who lives with who and which kid is with which parent

How did he know she was driving the car and how the hell did he get the photos ? Gotta be one of the silliest story lines and there’s been a few!

would love to see Glenda as landlady !

I had to rewind and put the subtitles on ...because I was convinced. , Lauren said
" It's the shit Windass " .
I realise now she did actually say .
" It's Jake Windass" !!
😂😂

Wonder where this storyline is leading to ?

Is Lauren going to keep pretending to Bobby about being blackmailed more in order to get more money from him 😕

He said something about scrolling through Maria’s phone and seeing the cctv. She had cameras put in when Liam was being bullied by Mason.

yes to Glenda! I was hoping Debbie might buy The Rovers and that’s what she was talking to Ryan about.

It was atrocious.

I could be way off the mark here, but did anyone else get the sense that George was a little bit in love with Julie? He came across as being jealous of Julie and Brian. Or maybe that’s because he’s saddled with Eileen!
Also it feels a bit icky to me that her body has been left with him 😂

I want to see her as landlady and coupled up with Ryan

I am shipping Glyan!

Does Jake live on the street? I haven't seen him for months. Betsy has only lived there few months, Lauren is mostly in hospital. This is ridiculous. Poor kind Bobby.

I am sure he did for a while but he may be back at his mums

Although he will be in Youth Offenders soon

At least I now know where Lauren is

I think Jake is 50:50 with Izzy and Gary. Izzy lives in a flat with a friendly “neighbour” - remember the Zoom factory meetings during Covid! I think the neighbour was her husband in real life.

Jake will certainly follow in his father’s footsteps and be in Daniel’s English lessons at the PRU soon.

Bobby and Lauren can get in the bin together and depart to new pastures green. His character brings nothing. She isn’t a bad actor but has been given no decent storyline apart from despair.

I would like to see happy, educated, decent young people going out at weekends, learning to drive, taking exams, looking for jobs, saving for holidays etc. just like most of the 18-25s I know!

Jake lives with Gary and Maria (and Liam). I think we last saw him in a few scenes during one of the Liam storylines.

(But I'm not watching so have no idea what is going on😆)

Amy is doing ok, but will need to go and do a masters soon in London. Summer needs another tall boyfriend. Devs kids haven't been arrested yet.
In classic corrie the young people often go and stay in a caravan in Wales.

Izzy never mentions Jake so she must have forgotten she had him !

There is never any interaction or mention of them together .

ie : ....
Maria ...it's Jake's school play this week .
Izzy is going to the first showing and I said we would do the next nightmare.....sorry night !!

(Nightmare was a sort of typo that I have left 😂😂.

I think ... school play and night = nightmare on my auto correct ! 😂😂)

Maria looks after Jake more than his actual parents do !

So suddenly Lou has to do the kids tea, homework , bath , bed and pack schoolbags for next day now ?!

She wasn't doing any of that when she first joined the street !

This is a ploy for Mick and Maria to clash heads .

Didn't Tina give birth to him?

I guess she had him for a few years after that

I thought he went to stay with Gary when Izzy was struggling during COVID.

Jake and Joseph are first cousins, but you'd never know it.

I honestly wish they hadn't done the dementia storyline with Debbie. I would have loved to have seen her buying and running the Rovers and being a permanent cast member

I think they may back pedal on Debbie's story.

The idiot producers did not realize how popular she was.

They cannot keep killing off or ruining long term characters. Julie has just gone and Jenny has become a thoroughly unlikable person.

She’s just fabulous, eh? And even though I don’t want her to have dementia, she is playing the part beautifully.

I am aghast at Theo staying at Eileen's the night after he sister had died.

It also makes me cringe hearing Todd lecture young Millie about having to accept her dad as a gay man. Give the kid a break! She has only just got the news and may we'll have been just as angry if her had had a heterosexual fling.

I don't like Theo, I like Todd. Billy can get a nice parish elsewhere and take Theo with him.
Gary can murder Mick, sooner the better.

We need to send Gary a list.

Agree about Todd's words to Millie .
That were brutal .

Poor girl ,, her head is all over the place .
Not only have her seemingly happily married parents split up ...they have split up for an affair.....upto that point it is enough trauma....

But then add in that dad was seeing a man is too much for a child ...if any age to accept easily without some trauma .

I am glad Ken doll (I have absolutely forgotten his real name now 😂) stood up for his daughter though.
And told Todd not to speak to her like that .