Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

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Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

No one has said when Debbie is leaving, just that her diagnosis means she will leave at some point. Just as we knew Paul was leaving because he had a terminal illness. So it isn't a spoiler, it's an unavoidable fact.

I guess. But then we know Ken will leave. And Audrey due to actors ages. Anyway. The rule always was that if it hadn't happened in the show it was a spoiler.

Thank you. I had totally forgotten about that, and Audrey wanting to move into the annexe

I thought Daisy was leaving with Christina, but not now. What a tangled web of deceit. Audrey should move to the posh retirement village.

I hope Christina stays

My two least favourite characters and how they're played (am being polite here) are Christina and Glenda. Oh and Daisy. She can go and be mega mardy somewhere else.

Betsy and her mother should be disposed of too. Am not suggesting they be deaded by a hitman or anything but hey writers, do what you do best. 😱

@MonickerMonica agreed! Christina is almost worst than Swain and that is saying something. I don't mind Glenda as much, but the others can get in the bin.

They do manage to either ruin or kill off every decent or potentially decent character. And then they introduce Mick and Lou!

I think Mick has seriously misjudged Gary, he thinks he's a bit of a whimp.

We need Gary to do a bit of murdering again, should be easy now he's back in the building game with all those foundations being dug.

A bit of murdering. 👍😄

Gary will need a very big hole for all the corpses we'd like in there😆

My solution would be to kill off Kid and have Carla adopt Betsy.

Betsy can keep playing the two dead mums card while Carla can continue to not give a monkeys.

I loved her "Olive oil! On my deep shag!" cry.

Is the “ money in a new account” a double cheat and Dom has buggered off with it? Or Daisy has it? Tbh invisible Bertie could have it for all I know. Or care.

The Debbie storyline is so sad. I haven't been so affected since Hilda crying over Stan's glasses!

I don't care where the money is or who has the money.
Debbie and Julie are nice bright people, we are going to be left with negative Nellie's.

I wish they hadn't given two of the best characters cancer and dementia and brought in the likes of Mick and Lou!

Not many on here agree, but I like Christina too. I think she’s ridiculously over the top but she’s quite funny.

I liked her until this silly money plot.

I did laugh at the Ron Weasley stuff, especially when Kit was talking about it.

I’d bet that the actress who plays Daisy will be glad to get rid of those bloody awful ribbons they put in her hair. Makes her look about 7

And away from the rinse and repeat plots

So jenny has been scammed again.

So that cleared up who owns/will own The Rovers then

Omg what were those boots Daisy was wearing?

Hate Tracey but Swain should have compensated her

I've missed loads of episodes. What was the final scene about - turning up the music and the sunnies?

So Daisy did take the money? I’m confused why Jenny’s mums bloke would ring pretending to be from the fraud squad though?

Did she not care about Daniel then? It seemed that she genuinely like Ken.