Nearly Easter already! CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.**

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Todd has got a new beau, and he looks like a Ken doll
And it turns out he's got a wife too
Things never go smoothly for Todd do they really?
What on earth is he going to do?

Julie's still suffering with cancer it seems,
and Kev is still ill with it - how sad
Now Debbie's very likely got dementia
Which is really very bad.

New guy Mick and his missus are loathsome
I hope they leave really soon
I want to just grab them and drop kick them hard
So they end up on the dark side of the moon

DeeDee has had Joels baby, but doesn't want her
And her brother's stepped up to be her dad
But I think she's wavering and getting a bit attached
If she gives her baby up she may be sad.

DeeDee's about to take action for the poor treatment she had
When she was in labour and about to give birth
I hope she gets justice and gets treated right
And gets compensated for what she is worth

Dorin is back, he's incredibly cute
And I have to say DeeDee's baby is too (edit by request)
I hope they don't turn into little shits
Like the children in Corrie tend to do!

Daisy and Jenny have proper fallen out
Over the pub and money and debts
I wonder who'll end up owning it and running it
I think we should take some bets!

I think that's most of what's going on! (Sorry if I've left owt out!)

@zanahoria you mean foster him? I guess jail could be on the cards for Mick, but what about Lou.

I know Corrie don't bother with little details like reality, but Tim has not even started the fostering process, and Sally hasn't agreed.

I did not really mean the legal sense, more the well worn Corrie tradition of character taking bad kids in like he did with Mason

I know he is up for fostering but Brody must be almost 18.

Barbie wonders where he’s gone 😁

@zanahoria oh right, unofficially. I suppose there must be some kind of point to his existence other than just being an arse in YOI.

I'm so fed up with the relentless misery at the moment. Are any characters actually happy? Jenny's loved up, but we know that she's heading for a trap.

The Theo family would be a better new family than the Brody family. I think Todd should stay away from Theo though. Maybe go on a nice holiday.

He looks a bit like poor funeral-deprived Robert Preston before he went all silver fox!

When was Corrie even on last night?

It was on at 8pm last night after the football

Christina is horrible.

She’s vile I wonder how it will all pan out

I was just about to say that!
And continue to stroll up and down coronation street with his hands in his pockets.

I would rather have Wes and Zoe

Would that be Wes, the slightly bigger brother of Jason Manford?!

I commented to DH that he was the double of Jason Manford! I wonder if they’re related?

I liked Wes. He does have a look of Jason Manford😆
He is played by an ex BGT contestant, like young Bobby. A rather better actor though.

Wes and Zoe are wooden also

Has Bobby gone off with Garreh? And Alex from the caff ...has he gone to stay with Cathy? I don't remember any of the missing people being murdered.

But it is safe to assume they have been

Garreh will be sniffing and snorting menacingly somewhere. He'll turn up one of these days just as Maria did as if they'd never gone missing 🤔

Garreh has been MIA for months.

Has he ever crossed paths with Kit? I can’t remember 🤔

Gary has been around for nearly twenty years now but still seems a bit pointless. He has never had any friends on the street and they only put him together with Maria as they could not think of anything else to do with him.

Gary's only friend was Quinehhhh.
He hasn't amalgamated very well has he.

He amalgamated with Phelans daughter. He seems to have forgotten about that baby.

And with Izzy, who lately we have seen more of than Gary. Jake seems to live with Gary now and Izzy doesn't interact with either of them.