EASTENDERS 76 - which Mitchell will Shazza shag next 😂 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

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New thread for the week as old one is almost full

So Phil is back home after his month away - still suffering but surviving

Amazing acting By Steve M !!

bur he can’t forgive shazza for shagging his brother

sure they will get back together

if kat and alfie can. So can phil and shaz

lily never seems to be looking after her baby who is now a walking toddler so in the kiddi cupboard never to be seen

stacey is away seeing sean (on ml)

will she be back for the funeral which is next week I think - sure that will be a tear jerker

Poor Nigel is losing his memory and his poor wife is worried not knowing where he is

new head Vicky is trying to con thousands from shaz or ian to pay Ross’s debts off

we had the 40th special and poor martin died as well as reiss who no one cared about

I said last thread jail or death. Death won for Reiss via a bath squashing him. I wonder if he had life insurance

as don’t think martin did

turned out Kathy walloped Cindy over the head where poor Lauren thought it was her and said no to Peter then after kaf confessed she popped the question back

Bianca finally managed to escape. I wish we had a flashback how she managed to get the bag - use the tools in it - escape and get back to the square - all in time to hit reiss with a teapot

i keep saying -
If people locked their back doors life would be better for all in the square 😂

Linda is sober. Yah !!! Now to find her a new love interest or mick will be back doing a Harold from neighbours

Tommy seems to be ok tho best friends with a robot

baby Julia is huge and has amazing head control for a 6w old 😂

jean Has no idea that her partner is shagging Cathy

everyone is living in the new tardis of sonjas while the pub gets rebuilt

jack and Denise been very quiet. She should have chosen Ravi

ravis daughter is running of the rails due to her strip search and no sign of nugget. What a shame

teddy is back with his ex wife who seems had shireen killed but why - will her body surface with the deal teddy and junior are doing in Dartford

think that’s it but add any stories that I’ve forgotten

Ive never met anyone like Elaine irl , but I do like her.

I fail to see how George is a catch. All he does is lie and never supports his partner.

George is well tasty 😁

It’s gone downhill since the new bloke took over

I love the way her camisoles always stay in place

I like Elaine’s silky tops. Would look ridiculous on me though !

And the way her phone always stays perfectly in place

Oh I don't know you could definitely see a bit of bra last week.

But maybe that was deliberate to show her distress. The semiotics of Elaine's camisoles.

Yes you’re right you could

but not normally,

in fact she is always dressed in a cami with a jacket even if she was cleaning the windows or putting out the bins, can’t be very practical 😂

They all have their own look don’t they! I don’t think I’ve ever seen Alfie moon in a non flowery shirt and a big buckle on his jeans. They tend to stick them all in the clothes for their personalities I think.
Chelsea always looks nice , but we rarely see her.

Chelsea has some lovely clothes. As does Denise.

Precisely.

How did they marry if was going to be fake limo wedding as need to read bans a month before

Agree

Is that no only CofE Blondes? I'm Presbyterian and there is no such thing as Banns.
It was a registery office they went to "to sign the licence" I think they said.

Banns are only C of E I think. But I believe you have to give notice before any legal marriage in England, I thought it was 28 days. You can’t just pop along to a registry office ad hoc. Perhaps Alfie and Kat had given notice the required time before….? On the other hand it only seems about a fortnight ago they agreed to get married…

From the Gov.uk website

Give notice
You must sign a legal statement at your local register office to say you intend to get married or form a civil partnership. This is known as ‘giving notice’.
You must give notice at least 29 days before your ceremony.
For example, if you give notice on 1 May, the earliest date you can get married or form a civil partnership is 30 May.
You must hold your ceremony within 12 months of ‘giving notice’.
The process of giving notice might be different for Anglican weddings - check with the wedding venue.

In real life there is no way there was 29 days, but maybe in East Enders life there was ?

I remember my DS and his fiancée going to the local council offices to give notice a couple of months before their wedding. We had a good laugh because they were also questioned individually to ensure neither were being forced into it.

Same with me and the ex husband. We went for a pint and a chuckle about it afterwards.

I love her character. I love how she's very much "the show must go on" on the outside, but extremely vulnerable on the inside.

Band or legal 4w thing I thought was everywhere

what do I know

only been married twice 😂

and def won’t be a third !b

Same. Making sure not for a green card 😂

Threads been very quiet. I’ve been behind due to work so have just watched 3 in a row ready for tonight’s

Joel is nasty

Bernie at up to something. Her face at the invoices and not telling suki / wondering if she stealing money/faking invoices

didnt George put money into pub so why Elaine is saying he isn’t entitled to anything is beyond me

i know has sen issues in the show /possibly as an actor - but why do they pander to him so much. He would be happier with his apart

Elaine is angry and drinking profits

I had forgotten why Bernie was angry at sausage. Course. His mum killed her brother

Harry was stirring inviting Zack but one day Barney will hopefully like Zach

Poor old nigel. Why someone doesn’t call up Julie

the teens obv didn’t look after all the kids while drinking cocktails

It’s been a bit poor this week overall. Too many things happening that wouldn’t in real life and Elaine knows she should’ve give alcohol to anyone underage.
All a bit silly.
Phil has been good though. He makes the character seem authentic and understands Linda’s dilemmas

I liked everyone turning on Nicola. It drives me mad how Teddy keeps throwing her out then she stays and he says nothing.

What's happened to Lauren and Peter? Storyline are dropped completely for weeks on end.