EASTENDERS 76 - which Mitchell will Shazza shag next 😂 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

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New thread for the week as old one is almost full

So Phil is back home after his month away - still suffering but surviving

Amazing acting By Steve M !!

bur he can’t forgive shazza for shagging his brother

sure they will get back together

if kat and alfie can. So can phil and shaz

lily never seems to be looking after her baby who is now a walking toddler so in the kiddi cupboard never to be seen

stacey is away seeing sean (on ml)

will she be back for the funeral which is next week I think - sure that will be a tear jerker

Poor Nigel is losing his memory and his poor wife is worried not knowing where he is

new head Vicky is trying to con thousands from shaz or ian to pay Ross’s debts off

we had the 40th special and poor martin died as well as reiss who no one cared about

I said last thread jail or death. Death won for Reiss via a bath squashing him. I wonder if he had life insurance

as don’t think martin did

turned out Kathy walloped Cindy over the head where poor Lauren thought it was her and said no to Peter then after kaf confessed she popped the question back

Bianca finally managed to escape. I wish we had a flashback how she managed to get the bag - use the tools in it - escape and get back to the square - all in time to hit reiss with a teapot

i keep saying -
If people locked their back doors life would be better for all in the square 😂

Linda is sober. Yah !!! Now to find her a new love interest or mick will be back doing a Harold from neighbours

Tommy seems to be ok tho best friends with a robot

baby Julia is huge and has amazing head control for a 6w old 😂

jean Has no idea that her partner is shagging Cathy

everyone is living in the new tardis of sonjas while the pub gets rebuilt

jack and Denise been very quiet. She should have chosen Ravi

ravis daughter is running of the rails due to her strip search and no sign of nugget. What a shame

teddy is back with his ex wife who seems had shireen killed but why - will her body surface with the deal teddy and junior are doing in Dartford

think that’s it but add any stories that I’ve forgotten

Why Nicola isn’t back in the basement I will never know

I think she is but keeps coming up stairs and they don't seem to stop her.

I like Nicola, she is a well rounded character who can order hits on people one minute then celebrate half Christmas and play board games the next

Interesting, to me she's a one-dimensional cartoon villain.

I’ve fast forwarded through most of this weeks. It’s all been a bit daft; there are so many story lines on the go and things get left hanging and lose momentum. It feels very obvious now when an actor has another gig or is on a break…. I know that’s bound to happen but somehow it seems much more glaring these days.

Very out of character for Elaine to risk the pub licence, however upset she is by the break up. The Nicola story lines are nuts. She killed Shareen, has been in jail and all sorts of other dodgy stuff yet whenever she suggests a board game or family meal, the rest of them jump to it and go along with her. The Phil and Nigel storyline is the best and most convincing bit right now.

I said Bernie was fiddling and I was right

tho sure Vicky helping with the books wouidnt pay her £2k for the keep quiet money

let alone the money they owe shazza

wasnr it £5k a month repayment

I see the schedules are all fucked up for the next couple of weeks.....

Yep tennis or football

bbc 2 or two on a night

I don't see why they couldn't do usual day usual time on bbc2.

Or even put tennis on bbc2

Yeah, Wimbledon was nearly always just bbc two in the evenings anyway. It’s taking over the whole schedule next week everywhere, which is odd.

So we have

mon 7&730 bbc 2
tue 7&730 bbc 2

so all done for the week By 8pm tue

Amd same the next week, i think. Then a gap to the Wednesday of the week after or something like that, I skim read an article and may have it wrong.

Bloody sports

I'll be watching both tennis and football sporadically, and I still think they could have done better on this. I don't want 2 episodes per day then nothing...grr...

You can watch them at the normal time if you have iPlayer. Or any other time you want as soon as they drop so I don’t see the problem.

Was it just me that found tonight's double bill quite emotional? Particularly the scenes between Linda and Elaine.

Bernie is seriously getting on my nerves now and she just needs to go to Spain and get it over and done with!

Interesting how quickly it got round to Suki & Ravi the supposed secret about the stealing. Things never get spoken about that easily on the square.

Can't actually believe Vicki would be arrogant enough to tell Kathy what she had done. Also, Bernie could have just called Vicki's bluff and said where's the proof as she hadn't taken any photos of the accounts so there was no evidence apart from on the laptop!

Guessing the money paid from shop to bank account is a trail

it won’t go to Vicky’s account will it

bernie hasn’t a leg to stand on

nish Admitted he killed ken and now is dead

so police aren’t going to beleive Bernie saying it was the 6

Callum and sausage a bunk uP ?

does a police officer have more authority over ambulance over a normal person

Don’t like Joel. If you aren’t man enough …..

Elaine in hospital with earrings and full face of make up on

Ha ha. My thoughts as well

and don’t the accounts show that money was dissapeering via fake invoices way before Vicky arrived on the square

Also Bernadette is the most unlikely candidate to do accounts, where did she actually live and wouldn’t you do dishonest things out of sight not in a bar or cafe

Prya gets on my nerves as Ravii couldn’t stand her and she’s lazy and does no work

Kat has morphed into Pat Butcher, where does she find those hideous outfits

Yes, Kat does have a weird taste in clothes and accessories. I don’t mind the leopard print tbh, but I often wonder if they have the clothes made for them

Lauren and Peter are back on track. Ravi will sort out Bernie. Am one episode behind due to stupid sport. Jean is making fish baskets, mind boggles. Least it’s not sausage surprise!

I dread think what is in jeans ‘fishy basket ‘ and I remember the time she gave them all food poisoning not defrosting the prawns properly.
Fishy basket, sausage surprise, it’s like a ‘carry on ‘ film menu ! Ohh matron!

Kat had leopard print leggings on the other day and she looked like that Kenny Everet sketch where he takes the piss out of Rod Stewart.