EASTENDERS 76 - which Mitchell will Shazza shag next 😂 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

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New thread for the week as old one is almost full

So Phil is back home after his month away - still suffering but surviving

Amazing acting By Steve M !!

bur he can’t forgive shazza for shagging his brother

sure they will get back together

if kat and alfie can. So can phil and shaz

lily never seems to be looking after her baby who is now a walking toddler so in the kiddi cupboard never to be seen

stacey is away seeing sean (on ml)

will she be back for the funeral which is next week I think - sure that will be a tear jerker

Poor Nigel is losing his memory and his poor wife is worried not knowing where he is

new head Vicky is trying to con thousands from shaz or ian to pay Ross’s debts off

we had the 40th special and poor martin died as well as reiss who no one cared about

I said last thread jail or death. Death won for Reiss via a bath squashing him. I wonder if he had life insurance

as don’t think martin did

turned out Kathy walloped Cindy over the head where poor Lauren thought it was her and said no to Peter then after kaf confessed she popped the question back

Bianca finally managed to escape. I wish we had a flashback how she managed to get the bag - use the tools in it - escape and get back to the square - all in time to hit reiss with a teapot

i keep saying -
If people locked their back doors life would be better for all in the square 😂

Linda is sober. Yah !!! Now to find her a new love interest or mick will be back doing a Harold from neighbours

Tommy seems to be ok tho best friends with a robot

baby Julia is huge and has amazing head control for a 6w old 😂

jean Has no idea that her partner is shagging Cathy

everyone is living in the new tardis of sonjas while the pub gets rebuilt

jack and Denise been very quiet. She should have chosen Ravi

ravis daughter is running of the rails due to her strip search and no sign of nugget. What a shame

teddy is back with his ex wife who seems had shireen killed but why - will her body surface with the deal teddy and junior are doing in Dartford

think that’s it but add any stories that I’ve forgotten

Charlie has a sister -Violet - who had a son called Brian.

So Brian was a cousin to Kat, Little Mo, etc

Brian was was married to Jean

So Brian was a cousin once removed to Freddie which makes Jean a cousin once removed by marriage.

Or no relation at all......

Technically Mo is no relation of Jean's or Jean's family.

Mo is the mother -in- - law of her husband's (Brian) uncle

So Kat and Jean are on the same generation level of the ladder .

Mo is Freddy's Great -Grandmother.via Vivienne who was married to Charlie.

And yes ...that makes Jean Freddy's 1st cousin once removed by marriage.

Phew .....

Is the clock over the yard arm somewhere please !! 🤣🤣🍷🍷!!

I think Stacey and Freddy are on the same level of the ladder 🤔.

Little Mo and Brian were 1st cousins.
Little Mo had Freddy .
Brian had Stacey .

So 2nd cousins.

Oh. This kinda makes sense

do you fancy doing me a diagram of family tree

mn loves a diagram 😂😢

There you go. I'm bored in the car waiting for my takeaway

It gets more complicated with Brian's other family!

They are not even on that tree.

The EE family tree is so entangled that when Lauren kissed Zak, my first thought was "I hope they aren't related."

Oh @Gingerkittykat. I love you

have a gold star 🌟

Tho needs to be updated with lily’s child with jacks son

and cherry wasn’t she Alfie’s

Cherry was Alfie’s child, mum was Hayley who was once working ( in real life) as a shop security guard once she was sacked from EE.
No idea where they are and nobody seems to care.
Kats twin boys 👦 have also disappeared too

I don’t think Zac and Lauren are related , but Sharon was engaged to Jack once ( Lauren’s uncle )
They nearly got married too! Didn’t happen

No wonder they are all slightly mad on EE. They are all related to each other ! Maybe they need a few outsiders to fornicate with instead !

Cherry will come back

They always do

Nah, I can’t see Hayley and Cherry coming back !
Everyone has forgotten them ! Lol

Hayley was a relative somehow I think ?

That's why she was suddenly helping Kat out with the twins ?

Was Hayley a relative? .. maybe a cousin ?
i remember her giving birth to Cherry in a drug house of some kind, Halloween time ?

She was Hayley Slater .

So following from Charlie Slater family /cousins /cousins daughter/cousins grandma/cousins granddaughter.....ad inf...!!

Or a random who has Slater as a surname !

(When I got to sur ..in my above message...it auto corrected to surprise ! )

Looking at the chart above, Hayley is Jean's niece by marriage as her dad was Brian's brother.

I think.

Stacey and Hayley were 1st cousins.
Kat and Hayley were 1st cousins once removed .

Or ..in my very large big ever growing family...your cousin !!

3rd cousin's are Friends here ..🤣!

Who is Hayley..

Cherry''s mum .
She had a fling with Alfie when she was helping Kat out with the twins and Tommy .

They weren't on the square .

Can't remember where they were .

She came to live with Kat and Alfie ..in the square....can't remember why !

Had a baby in a squat .

Turns out ...(Duff duff )
It was Alfie's baby !

She /he had a bit of a fumble .

Never to be .mentioned again .

Not even maintenance/money /Can't afford it Kat .Cherry needs new shoes ....

Nah .
Nothing .