EASTENDERS 76 - which Mitchell will Shazza shag next 😂 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

New thread for the week as old one is almost full

So Phil is back home after his month away - still suffering but surviving

Amazing acting By Steve M !!

bur he can’t forgive shazza for shagging his brother

sure they will get back together

if kat and alfie can. So can phil and shaz

lily never seems to be looking after her baby who is now a walking toddler so in the kiddi cupboard never to be seen

stacey is away seeing sean (on ml)

will she be back for the funeral which is next week I think - sure that will be a tear jerker

Poor Nigel is losing his memory and his poor wife is worried not knowing where he is

new head Vicky is trying to con thousands from shaz or ian to pay Ross’s debts off

we had the 40th special and poor martin died as well as reiss who no one cared about

I said last thread jail or death. Death won for Reiss via a bath squashing him. I wonder if he had life insurance

as don’t think martin did

turned out Kathy walloped Cindy over the head where poor Lauren thought it was her and said no to Peter then after kaf confessed she popped the question back

Bianca finally managed to escape. I wish we had a flashback how she managed to get the bag - use the tools in it - escape and get back to the square - all in time to hit reiss with a teapot

i keep saying -
If people locked their back doors life would be better for all in the square 😂

Linda is sober. Yah !!! Now to find her a new love interest or mick will be back doing a Harold from neighbours

Tommy seems to be ok tho best friends with a robot

baby Julia is huge and has amazing head control for a 6w old 😂

jean Has no idea that her partner is shagging Cathy

everyone is living in the new tardis of sonjas while the pub gets rebuilt

jack and Denise been very quiet. She should have chosen Ravi

ravis daughter is running of the rails due to her strip search and no sign of nugget. What a shame

teddy is back with his ex wife who seems had shireen killed but why - will her body surface with the deal teddy and junior are doing in Dartford

think that’s it but add any stories that I’ve forgotten

Yes fly off to other side of the world when your blind grandson has been born

Harry ignoring that his mother murdered his girlfriend and child

Peter ignoring that his mother supplied his pregnant girlfriend with dodgy drugs

So stupid lately.

I think Harry's just playing ball right now, he totally side eyed Nicola on the way out.

It really is getting beyond a joke how many characters have recently left the square for ridiculous reasons and long lengths of time:

Jack (& where is Denise?)
Sharon & Albie
Jean & Mo
Stacey & Hope & Arthur
Lily & Charli
Ian

So who is running the bap van then? Eve?!?

Where is Callum? Feel like i haven't seen him for ages. And Anna too. Just Gina behind the bar.

Is Bernadette still in it?

Bernie hasn’t been around for ages.. along with all the other characters who’ve gone awol

Zack’s getting on my nerves

It feels very empty on the square lately.
Kat is going to buy a limo isn’t she ! She is such a hypocrite, she’s had affairs and messed up relationships. Yet suddenly Kathy and Harvey are the devil incarnate . I know she’s upset for Jean.

Yes she is.

I loved how Cindy was quick to say that Ian would pay for the private hospital fees! He is too busy paying out for a holiday to Australia to worry about Jimmy and will probably moan about paying for that

I’m only just watching last nights episode.

I’ve never had much of an opinion on Peter, but he was an absolute tosser he is just now. Even before blaming Lauren, I was raging at him for the comment about “putting food on the table” and getting Louie to school and back. I mean WTF, Jimmy’s not even a month old and he grudges doing the absolute basics? I think I’d have walked out at that, before he even had a chance to say anything else.

Jimmy is adorable though.

Maybe just me, as Lauren seems to get a lot of support on here, but I find her bloody AWFUL. She whines constantly and would pretty much be impossible to be with. Leaving her blind newborn overnight is incomprehensible.

I was just so relieved that 'nothing happened' with Zac because ewww, just a few weeks after giving birth. I can only think that part was written by men because I really can't see any new mothers doing that. I feel for Lauren, I really do, and I was glad she seems back on track. Peter though? Complete arse, totally useless, so weak, hope he just disappears now.

Peter needs a kick in the pants for blaming Lauren and giving a free pass to queen manipulator Cindy. So fucking wet too. No, Lauren shouldn't have left her kids with him, but which of us wouldn't have wanted to get away from Peter?
As for him thinking he's better placed than a breastfeeding mum to be a parent, words fail me. Try stepping up for more than a few hours at a stretch and see how you get on, pal.
Poor Jimmy with that pair though.

Peter is awful and much more whiny than Lauren. I'd whine if I had to live with him.

I did feel for Lauren and her sore leaking boobs tho surely any mum would run after their baby son. Peter is a twat

cindy punters are the same members of the square that Elaine /pub gets 😂

not sure how much half a limo is but wads of cash so where did harvey get his share from?

kats was the cash cow phils money tree yeilding fruit as always 😂

I’ve asked for my post to be removed blonds
wrong thread .. sorry !
( you know I don’t mess up that often )

@Blondeshavemorefun I agree any mum would run after Peter, not just let him go off with the baby like that, leaving her with the leaking boobs. I liked that Honey was there to be nice to Lauren as it was a similar situation to hers at the time.

Havent been around for a while (health issues), but Peter needs a massive kick in the groin! little shit...

How was that canvas in The Albert hanging straight? It was wonky as hell 🙄

Totally agree, glad it wasn't just me!

Peter really is the worst character ever to have appeared on EastEnders. He is dreadful whoever plays him.

True. At least some of Ben's many heads were good. None of Peter's have been.

Can anyone explain to me how Jean can be Freddie’s nan? Isn’t he little Mo’s son and therefore Mo is his nan??