EASTENDERS 76 - which Mitchell will Shazza shag next 😂 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

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New thread for the week as old one is almost full

So Phil is back home after his month away - still suffering but surviving

Amazing acting By Steve M !!

bur he can’t forgive shazza for shagging his brother

sure they will get back together

if kat and alfie can. So can phil and shaz

lily never seems to be looking after her baby who is now a walking toddler so in the kiddi cupboard never to be seen

stacey is away seeing sean (on ml)

will she be back for the funeral which is next week I think - sure that will be a tear jerker

Poor Nigel is losing his memory and his poor wife is worried not knowing where he is

new head Vicky is trying to con thousands from shaz or ian to pay Ross’s debts off

we had the 40th special and poor martin died as well as reiss who no one cared about

I said last thread jail or death. Death won for Reiss via a bath squashing him. I wonder if he had life insurance

as don’t think martin did

turned out Kathy walloped Cindy over the head where poor Lauren thought it was her and said no to Peter then after kaf confessed she popped the question back

Bianca finally managed to escape. I wish we had a flashback how she managed to get the bag - use the tools in it - escape and get back to the square - all in time to hit reiss with a teapot

i keep saying -
If people locked their back doors life would be better for all in the square 😂

Linda is sober. Yah !!! Now to find her a new love interest or mick will be back doing a Harold from neighbours

Tommy seems to be ok tho best friends with a robot

baby Julia is huge and has amazing head control for a 6w old 😂

jean Has no idea that her partner is shagging Cathy

everyone is living in the new tardis of sonjas while the pub gets rebuilt

jack and Denise been very quiet. She should have chosen Ravi

ravis daughter is running of the rails due to her strip search and no sign of nugget. What a shame

teddy is back with his ex wife who seems had shireen killed but why - will her body surface with the deal teddy and junior are doing in Dartford

think that’s it but add any stories that I’ve forgotten

Just seen mon and Tue

oh dear.

but yes telling half the square didn’t help

where is shazza ?

Still with Michelle in Australia I think? That's the second time she's gone over there in the past year!

Jack is still away. Denise hasn't been seen for weeks. Who is looking after Ricky and Amy?

Weird episode. Honey and Billy, cuddled up on the sofa, not giving much of a toss about Zack.

And the way they casually stood about chatting while Zack/Zak was drowning to death in the background.

Also Teddy was bone dry in record time and, like the last time, seemed to completely forget he had thrown Nicola out.

Stupid episode

I agree it was stupid. No one even bothered to help Zach. They didn't look in the water to see if they could help. Teddy is summerged in water and isn't cold or even shivering or wet until Barney hugs him and says it.

Teddy looked dry at times , not even shivering until much later when he was home.
It seemed a bit cobbled together and now Vicky is in danger with Nicola for spilling the beans about Barney.
I wonder how Barney will react to this latest news tomorrow and more shouting no doubt. !
I feel a bit sorry for Barney and he is doing his exams as well.

Agree it was a silly ep.. has Zack gone for good

Exactly. I don’t think he has used good judgement on any action he has ever taken.

At least planks float, which is what Zan needs right now

Billy and Teddy do not look much smarter

It was worrying when Honey is masterminding a plan.

What a sorry bunch

I can almost hear Peggy shout "Call yourself a Mitchell! Start behavin' like one"

Yeah, the Mitchell’s must miss Peggy ! Her and Phil were the only ones with any kind of common sense when things went astray , although I do feel that Phil is thinking ‘ not my circus, not my monkeys ‘ over this particular hoo ha!!
He had enough worries with Nigel ( who they lost !)

😂

Really good episode tonight! Teddy actor doing a great job I think. Liked the ending. Shows what a crazy dysfunctional family they are!

Surely they can't all pretend not to know the things they know because they had a nice game of cluedo?

Since when did Linda become the arbiter of the square.

Enjoyable episode albeit mildly batshit.

Linda is never ever with her children , it really bugs me as Ollie is autistic and you’d be run off your feet with two little ones like that.
I like her character , but she is just around the edges of storylines lately too.

It was a bit mad. But, this family do remind me of DH cousins- chaotic, messy petty criminals who are always falling out with each other (proper Essex, although their origins are in the East End). No murders that I’m aware of though!

It has been a bonkers week. I did wonder if Harry would walk off and go ‘ no contact ‘ but seems his bought her ‘ only a tragic accident ‘ account of things.

I did love the row outside the shop tonight.
I suppose that most people now know that Teddy isn’t his dad , so a few more hearing it all didn’t hurt !
Barney has made his choice now, it’s time for Zac to try and move on. He has Dolly around , time he visited her.

I'm not enjoying this storyline, nobody is reacting to anything like an actual human.

I don’t think anyone has bought it, they are just doing it for Barney.

I really don’t like Nicola, but she’s had some cracking lines the last few nights. Notably:

”Who even are ya?” and “Put your willies away!”

When Zac returned I was half expecting Mick to come back with him

I was confused when Barney was sat with Vicky and Linda

Does he even know them?