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Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

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GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2024 20:43

Like all good desserts.

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Halsall · 05/12/2024 20:25

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2024 20:25

I missed the name of the other vegetarian lady. Is it Arit Anderson?

Yes

Sunbird24 · 05/12/2024 20:25

So they generally prefer William’s sauces to Chiara’s roulades…

Theeyeballsinthesky · 05/12/2024 20:25

Gaston 😆

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2024 20:26

Am sad @EsmaCannonball isn't here for Mon's last comment. Grin

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 05/12/2024 20:26

If this works it will be amazing.
Butterhole. Fnarrr.

PotterHead1985 · 05/12/2024 20:26

Oh dear mon mon. Timing off with that one!!!

ilovesooty · 05/12/2024 20:26

George and Gaston have been great together.

TheDogsMother · 05/12/2024 20:26

Careful Mon, Gregg got into lots of trouble saying things like that 🤣

PotterHead1985 · 05/12/2024 20:27

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2024 20:26

Am sad @EsmaCannonball isn't here for Mon's last comment. Grin

Oh yess

PotterHead1985 · 05/12/2024 20:27

Poop ring on a plate for the veggies

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 05/12/2024 20:28

They are working together so well. See Ciara.

Sunbird24 · 05/12/2024 20:28

Oh no, the vegetarian main looks like another cat sick base

WinterCrow · 05/12/2024 20:28

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 05/12/2024 20:11

Why wouldn’t they have some form of transportation between the kitchen and dining room? You know, maybe a van?

A sedan chair might suit Wisley

TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 05/12/2024 20:29

Sunbird24 · 05/12/2024 20:28

Oh no, the vegetarian main looks like another cat sick base

It’s ok. Is vegetarians are used to having nothing better than a bastard mushroom risotto.

TheDogsMother · 05/12/2024 20:29

Gaston ❤️

fourquenelles · 05/12/2024 20:29

Why can't the vegetarians have the spud?

Halsall · 05/12/2024 20:29

LOLing at Gaston's 'bloody lovely' 😂😂

Theeyeballsinthesky · 05/12/2024 20:29

fourquenelles · 05/12/2024 20:29

Why can't the vegetarians have the spud?

Cooked in animal fat?

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2024 20:30

fourquenelles · 05/12/2024 20:29

Why can't the vegetarians have the spud?

Did they maybe get it on a side plate?

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 05/12/2024 20:30

TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 05/12/2024 20:29

It’s ok. Is vegetarians are used to having nothing better than a bastard mushroom risotto.

Try being gf. Fecking risotto.(or a chunk of meat sans sauce)

fourquenelles · 05/12/2024 20:30

Theeyeballsinthesky · 05/12/2024 20:29

Cooked in animal fat?

Ah didn't think of that.

EmotionalSupportBiscuit · 05/12/2024 20:31

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 05/12/2024 20:30

Try being gf. Fecking risotto.(or a chunk of meat sans sauce)

Oh me too! The risottos I have glared at.

PotterHead1985 · 05/12/2024 20:31

No not chiara to help

Halsall · 05/12/2024 20:31

I’m scared for Dan now 🫣

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 05/12/2024 20:31

Oh Ciara will be taking credit for this.

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