Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

Well he can be wearing his barrow boy cap for real next year.

Wasn't it just. As was the clip of the rehearsal room for his season of SCD and the reaction of his dance partner to his not wearing under crackers.

🤣🤣

As long as it’s on his head

She's very I I I, me me me.

I'd like to introduce you to the word "we", Chiara.

That pan of water isn't boiling

Chiara giving me serious hockey captain at roedean vibes

Another challenge where the food may be spoiled by weather - though knowing the weather it would be stupid to make sorbet. Shades of bake off

Maybe actually having the water boiling might be a start.

Looks great @fourquenelles
Love the colour scheme and the butler sink. 

Looks pretty insipid to me

ETA: The rabbit that is…

So there's a hot box but no cool box?

The glasshouse setting is beautiful but surely there was a way to put a table closer to the kitchen.

Half each doesn't seem like a big problem, tbh?

Give M&M the burst-open one.

That totally makes sense - not

Oh yes, kitchen looks amazing! I’ve got a butler sink, which dh insists on using with a washing up bowl. Practical but aesthetically unpleasant.

Funnily enough when something goes wrong Chiara uses 'we' not 'I'.

I'm sure there'll be a cool box; they were just creating that fake drama they love so much.

I noticed that. We meaning William.

Indeed. Really not liking her today.

That is very pretty but Sean saying goooooosberry is annoying me.

It’s jeopardy, innit

Squishy roulade

I missed the name of the other vegetarian lady. Is it Arit Anderson?

Starters a bit underwhelming