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Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

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GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2024 20:43

Like all good desserts.

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ilovesooty · 05/12/2024 20:04

She's bossing William around already. 😡

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2024 20:04

William is flipping adorable, but Chiara is definitely going to be in charge of that pair.

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TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 05/12/2024 20:05

Poor Dan!

PotterHead1985 · 05/12/2024 20:05

Ooh saddle of venison. And I think george and gaston are actually well paired

TheDogsMother · 05/12/2024 20:05

Loving George and Gaston together.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 05/12/2024 20:05

ilovesooty · 05/12/2024 20:04

She's bossing William around already. 😡

i think she’s going to try & boss dan as well!

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2024 20:05

I guess dessert chef gets more time than the others.

SPIDER! LOL.

Gaston cracks me up.

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Halsall · 05/12/2024 20:06

Oh Gaston, you big nelly.

Evening, Chuffs!

Theeyeballsinthesky · 05/12/2024 20:06

A kilometre??? Why would you???

PotterHead1985 · 05/12/2024 20:06

I was expecting that to be one of them massive house spider yokes not a money spider!

Sunbird24 · 05/12/2024 20:07

Evening!

ilovesooty · 05/12/2024 20:07

Shut up Chiara.

Halsall · 05/12/2024 20:07

Chiara's getting very irritating now.

PotterHead1985 · 05/12/2024 20:07

Yes Marcus, that is what lean means!!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 05/12/2024 20:07

Ciara is also getting on my not inconsiderable tits. She fancies herself as next Min with her self narrative.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2024 20:07

What's the difference between a farce (?) and a stuffing?

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PotterHead1985 · 05/12/2024 20:08

Again with the poxy gooseberries

TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 05/12/2024 20:08

Silly sods yelling about that tiny spider.

Halsall · 05/12/2024 20:08

GrouchyKiwi · 05/12/2024 20:07

What's the difference between a farce (?) and a stuffing?

I’m not sure there is one.

PotterHead1985 · 05/12/2024 20:08

Theeyeballsinthesky · 05/12/2024 20:06

A kilometre??? Why would you???

Are you ahead again? Mons just mentioned km

Blueberrycreampie · 05/12/2024 20:08

French innit!

TheDogsMother · 05/12/2024 20:08

Being bossy I think you mean Marcus

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 05/12/2024 20:09

Tell her to fuck off William. Taken charge...ffft.

TheDogsMother · 05/12/2024 20:09

Priscilla Queen of the Venison 🤣🤣🤣

fourquenelles · 05/12/2024 20:09

I like this round. It's a bit different. But agree with too many goosgogs

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