Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

Tut tut Marcus, did you just put your knife in your mouth ?

I'm warming to George.

They're all so good in this cohort

Sorry Chloe.

The standard is impossibly high.
Sadly I feel Chloe is the one who hasn't impressed quite as much.

Yeah he's a knifey fucker

Ah, missed that.

i wasn’t keen on the look of that sauce of George's. Crossing fingers hard for wee Dan 🤞

Yeah how to tell Greggg to shut up without telling him. Well done Marcus.

Marcus understood Dan. Gregg didn't.

Marcus is zoning baldy out. Marcus loves him. C’mon Gaston.

The knob: 'Too many tomatoes.'

Marcus: 'Wow! ..... Sensational! .......Genius!' Side-eye of utter contempt towards Gregg.

Dan also appreciative of Marcus’ approval. There’s a theme…

Fuck off Gregg. The only opinion that matters is Marcus. 😁

Yes whatever Gregg

Looks like Chloe is the weakest link

Looks as though Chloe is going.

Marcus has enjoyed everything. It's one the pervy one who has disliked stuff.

But definitely Chloe heading off. I am bereft.

Ooh gaston just said 'tell him' meaning his other half. Queue gregg being disgusted again.

Fuck me, feed me that on death row.

You'd have thought Marcus might have given pause to the thought that Gaston might not be entirely straight!

Nooooo Dan or Chloe ?

Gregg your opinion on Dan's tomatoes is irrelevant.

Ah but they can’t send Dan home!

Nnooo I want both to stay

Only Dan because cunty chops didn't like it.