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MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 20:04

You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

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Bluetrews25 · 24/10/2024 21:16

Thanks all for educating me xx

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 21:16

Kristina straight off set of fraggle rock

Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 21:16

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CRINGE 😱😱😱😱😱😱

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murasaki · 24/10/2024 21:16

On a serious note, I wonder if Kieran thinks that in one of the PMDD bits , he might end up outside the house again, and that triggers him.

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 21:16

Ahh no. Kieran has lost his spark for her. I want them to make it

Appalonia · 24/10/2024 21:17

I thought he meant she wanted anal!

hoxtonbabe · 24/10/2024 21:17

What the f is Gaston on about

Spectre8 · 24/10/2024 21:17

Ahahahahahahahahsh Emma!!!

purplespink · 24/10/2024 21:17

🫣🫣🫣

Hugmorecats · 24/10/2024 21:17

Appalonia · 24/10/2024 21:17

I thought he meant she wanted anal!

Me too!!

murasaki · 24/10/2024 21:17

Enough with the car analogy.

hoxtonbabe · 24/10/2024 21:17

Appalonia · 24/10/2024 21:17

I thought he meant she wanted anal!

that’s what I thought

dapsnotplimsolls · 24/10/2024 21:17

There you go - I predicted he'd give us a new thread title!!!

Spectre8 · 24/10/2024 21:17

Comedy gold

foresthump · 24/10/2024 21:17

She wants him to park round the back

woodlandtrees · 24/10/2024 21:17

murasaki · 24/10/2024 21:16

On a serious note, I wonder if Kieran thinks that in one of the PMDD bits , he might end up outside the house again, and that triggers him.

Good point.

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 21:17

I feel physically sick

Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 21:17

"Have you got a Ford Transit?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I literally just laughed out loud

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Floofydawg · 24/10/2024 21:17

Appalonia · 24/10/2024 21:17

I thought he meant she wanted anal!

😂😂 me too!

purplespink · 24/10/2024 21:18

@hoxtonbabe Amy wants Gaston to 'finish' inside of her but he doesn't want to potentially get her pregnant

murasaki · 24/10/2024 21:18

Me too re the anal. Well stopped Emma though. Ford transit indeed.

Bixterret · 24/10/2024 21:18

Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 21:17

"Have you got a Ford Transit?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I literally just laughed out loud

Scripted! Obviously

ruethewhirl · 24/10/2024 21:19

Oof. I'm slightly behind and only just clocked Kristina's dress. Horrendous.

hoxtonbabe · 24/10/2024 21:19

purplespink · 24/10/2024 21:18

@hoxtonbabe Amy wants Gaston to 'finish' inside of her but he doesn't want to potentially get her pregnant

I read this as I popped a chicken meatball into my mouth 😩

Villagetoraiseachild · 24/10/2024 21:19

Appalonia · 24/10/2024 21:17

I thought he meant she wanted anal!

Me too!

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