MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

Thank you!

Woo Hoo. New thread. Alex is so disgusting. Red flags galore. I noticed that Sascha didn't really go on to Ross much about the picture in the end. I think she realised she overreacted a bit

thank you!

Thank you for the new thread. No confusing cross-threadery now. Phew!

Can anyone who's good with these things make a pic of Gaston with a shitlid? He's the only one I trust not to be lured into the cult.

Where was Nathan when Sasha's group were looking at the photo? I didn't notice him there. Lacey's fighting a losing battle with him, I think.

It's not too late for Gaston to be lidded.

I just need him to keep his top on and stop making me think of eggy protein farts every time he flexes his tits.

He was the one who identified Lacey dancing with Shitlid.

Probably singing baby shark on repeat in his head

You're probably in a fecking Land Rover @SilentSheldon

I try not to think about it but I wonder if all that protein makes you constipated??

I LOVE Nafe but this made me snort laugh.

Oh god Shitlid needs to keep his clothes on. What has how done to you all.
Err excuse me I did not mention nude Shitlid at any time Pieandchips. That's your own mind saying that!!

It's nearly time to get our last fix before the weekend.....

I do like Nafe secretly in all honesty. He's quite adorable.

I think the excess protein is a recipe for constipation and then a build up of toxic gas just desperate to escape at any opportunity. I'm sure if Gaston were to do lunges or any sort of teabagging it would be game over.

I once shared a flat with a bloke on the Atkins diet. He ended up with a bathroom to himself while the other 4 of us shared as it reeked.

Sorry but I can't handle Nate's gormless expression

Thoughts and prayers with Amy.

I know, it is a little bit ' huh, candy bars'

Nath is pretty, but gormless. However he's not said a single nasty word about anyone, so he's OK by me. Couldn't spend more than half an hour with him, but he's a sweetie.

I suspect there is some kind of genius lurking beneath the gormlessness.

I'd love to know what Nafe is like at work - he's probably quite good at his job if he's left alone to get on with it.

Getting prepared with a big mug of tea. I love a bit of drama but it was too ugly for me last night. Hoping that Ross doesn't get strong armed by Scorcher into doing something daft.

He does a day's work in a week