MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

Halle ducking lujah

No Caspar, you didn't put a fuck ton of effort in.

Not sure Casper deserves it TBH

Bout bloody time. For the love of God

I think Kristina is crying out of projection

I wonder if there was any false hope being given to Emma behind closed doors

And she just loves crying

I think the girls will miss her. She's the grown up of the group.

I'm not sure that Caspar put anything into it at all.

I think Emma thinks shes getting actual divorced

Thank fuck for that.

Ross checking to see if Sacha was ok. No tears there.

They were just fundamentally unsuitable for each other. Their perspectives on life, personalities, attitudes. And there isn't the right or wrong side in this.

Em's does need to lay off botox for a bit.

Caspars DMs will be going off

I'm really sick of Kieran. Kissing mates on the lips?? Really?

Emma can go and take up her new role as an extra on Rivals.

Caspar can go talk to plants in his garden.

Or it's that time of the month again...

Is the effort that Casper put into the marriage, in the room with us?

Am I imagining it or were they partners at the salsa thing? I get the impression that they were quite close probably because they're the only two without sausage lips.

Well that’s two down. Close the door on your way out. Now we just need Alex to fuck off.

We've put more effort into these threads than Caspar did into the marriage. By a factor of about a billion.

Passing the cold sores around.

Of all of them, Emma is the one that I hope actually finds someone decent after this. Someone who actually appreciates her, rather than be repulsed by her.

The ixperts gave her false hope, fuelled by crumbs from Caspar I do wonder

She needs a Maltese man

The shitlids have spread, time for the cold sores.

I imagine Emma's real life wedding will be a joyfest.