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MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 20:04

You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

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Floofydawg · 24/10/2024 21:19

This row with Alex is so staged.

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 21:19

He's definitely been re shitlidded

Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 21:19

purplespink · 24/10/2024 21:18

@hoxtonbabe Amy wants Gaston to 'finish' inside of her but he doesn't want to potentially get her pregnant

Have neither of these people heard of "pre-cum"?

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murasaki · 24/10/2024 21:19

Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 21:19

Have neither of these people heard of "pre-cum"?

Or condoms.

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 21:20

This is too much. Stop I can't cope

mildlysweaty · 24/10/2024 21:20

Who's Gaston?

Bixterret · 24/10/2024 21:20

mildlysweaty · 24/10/2024 21:20

Who's Gaston?

Luke

Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 21:20

But he was definitely talking about Anal, no?

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Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 21:20

Ross just stay cool

murasaki · 24/10/2024 21:21

hoxtonbabe · 24/10/2024 21:19

I read this as I popped a chicken meatball into my mouth 😩

Well at least you weren't reading about tea bagging at the time.

menopausalfart · 24/10/2024 21:21

They need to give Gaston more screen time.

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 21:21

I am done with Gaston over this

hoxtonbabe · 24/10/2024 21:21

murasaki · 24/10/2024 21:21

Well at least you weren't reading about tea bagging at the time.

🤭🤭🤭

LessonsinChemistryandLove · 24/10/2024 21:21

Gaston is such a Ick, if only he didn’t speak!

purplespink · 24/10/2024 21:22

@hoxtonbabe that's more for the teabagging that Gaston loves 😂

Combattingthemoaners · 24/10/2024 21:22

It’s pretty disrespectful of him to tell Kieran and all of the viewers that! I think that’s really personal. No one needs to know where he ejaculates!! 😖

dapsnotplimsolls · 24/10/2024 21:22

I don't know what to think now - at first I agreed with the ixperts then when he kept talking ... maybe he did mean anal?

Villagetoraiseachild · 24/10/2024 21:22

Luke/Gaston is he who won't park in the garage with his Ford Transit.

Appalonia · 24/10/2024 21:22

Time for this again!😂

MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.
purplespink · 24/10/2024 21:22

@Dillite2 no it was about 'finishing' inside of Amy and potentially getting her pregnant. She feels 'unspecial' because he pulls out.

Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 21:22

Appalonia · 24/10/2024 21:22

Time for this again!😂

Look, it has been a while, OK?

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menopausalfart · 24/10/2024 21:23

I prefer the sex talk to all the damn arguing.

Tittat50 · 24/10/2024 21:23

Gaston needs to be suffocated with that clay phallus he mashed up. Beastly

menopausalfart · 24/10/2024 21:23

😂

ruethewhirl · 24/10/2024 21:24

Go Ross!

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