MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

Emma is a 1980s throwback

So what does Nathan do for a job?
And to save me from googling something I might not want to, can someone advise me what teabagging is?
I'm not as down wiv da kidz as I should be, clearly

Hey, hello everyone!

Caught up with last night's now. Not sure what everyone said on the previous thread about it as I haven't caught up with the thread yet, but my thoughts.

I think Alex is a vicious monster and Holly needs to leave him.

Sacha overreacted massively to Ross 'snuggling close' to Lacey on the 'group selfie.'

Shame for Sionainn and Ryan. I was shocked to hear how he had apparently spoken to her. (They gave different versions of events!)

Shitlid is growing on me. Send help! 😆

I love beautiful Lacey, and Emma is gorgeous and I love her too!

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Shitlid will choose Alex over Pol Pot any day.

Ross, tell your face you've got her back.

🤣🤣

Shitlid’s shit lid is on form tonight**

Ross is dressed for a hike. Sascha is dressed for the strip.

Why is she so obsessed with her honour being defended? Like some princess.

@SabreIsMyFave hands off Shitlid or it's gonna be a madness on here!

Do people really tell their partners they have their back on a daily basis?

Not sure I've ever said that. Ever

It's said here several times each episode

Teabgging - I believe dipping your bollocks in someone’s mouth.

It's baps out tonight with lashings of underboob.

Ross wants to impress daddy Ming here

A lot of boob there from Pol Pot

Lots of boobies in view tonight ..

He's an engineer.

I ain't explaining teabagging.

Because mama and papa Ming raised her to think she is a princess, it’s ridiculous

The boobies are on show tonight!😂😂

Bollocks dropped into someone's mouth

I hired a new staff member once, popped into her office on her first day, and she had a 'i ❤ teabagging 'mug on her desk. A present from her last job apparently. I twitched, suggested she looked it up on urban dictionary, backed out of the room, and laughed my way back to my office. Next day, it wasn't there....

Teabagging is when a man hovers his bollocks over your face and they get sucked.

Oh god, another classic outfit choice there from Polpot

Oh no that’s another terrible dress

No cos that's what people say going into a fight. Well also improv comedy but that's probably not the inspiration. Not something that comes up regularly in a relationship.

Thank you for educating me xx

This year has been more about group rows
Than successful marriages