MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

I'm feeling a bit sad my dog bottled is toilet trip and ran in so I caught most of it 🤣

Emma looks stunning

😂

You're right although by the late eighties they had almost caught up with fashion. I worked in the city with Sloane Rangers so used to hang out there and see them in their natural environment.

'Really good mates' with Alex.

Give your head a wobble, Shitlid.

Emma looks fab in that dress.

Emma's a young Maggie Thatcher

Someone needs to give Amy's extensions some layers. They are just too heavy and are not blending in.

She's not naturally glorious isn't she? 😍

Gaston looks hot. Please just don't speak Gaston ffs

The best she’s looked! It really does suit her

Ems and Casp, the mum and dad of the group

I only know of them from what I have seen written on Mumsnet, so am basing my impressions on that.

Setting the scene for Hollie's "surprise " arrival later

Sacha's top looks worryingly slip-prone. But the more she talks the more I think there's a tradwife lurking under the skimpy attire.

I have to admit Gaston is looking bloody good.

Caspar's hair is looking worse - did Shitlid have another go?

Caspar's nipples will leak through that turtle neck.

Why does he do this? They're just not his ' vibe '

Harsh 😄

But fair

I really like Kristina but I cannot stand her outfit choices

I was thinking Emma's more Camilla in the crown.

Emma has lovely skin and hair and a nice dress tonight.

when I said a terrible dress I meant Polly.

Sexpert looks lovely tonight.

Why did Holly leave? Come on Alex

Hmmmm. That’s an interesting dress on K