MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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The rest of the thread title

"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

Where was the text from shannon to the girls?

Curious!!!!

I love Nathan and Kieran too. They were my first loves. Nathan might be very dull and a bit intellectually challenged but he is the sweatest chap. Nothing phases him, not even mamma bear and I'd have been out after spending an afternoon with baldy mcfuck face.

Sorry, prison pocket!

I don't even care if that's not what he said. That's what I heard and I am sticking with it.

Still laughing about Bo Selecta

Common as fook

Alex comments about Adam not finding Polly attractive. She said but he said that 3 weeks ago.. but what changed? Polly hasn’t changed her appearance..she doesn’t look different.
If you don’t find someone physically attractive, that’s all there is to it . How can someone change their mind and say, actually yes , three weeks ago I don’t fancy you and now I do ?
So Alex is right

Sacha is being absolutely ridiculous…
Has she never been in a group picture before?
Plus, she and Luke just embraced 😱
Can’t be having that. They’re all nuts. Why am I still watching?!

I think Sacha might be crying from a trauma response from the argument rather than the thing she's actually crying about

'Ya minge teasing bastards the lot of ya'

We will face up to people every time 🤣🤣

We DO NOT care 😂😂😂

As a mixed race Brummie, I WILL go ghetto when I need to 🤣🤣

All I've read is that production team removed one couple due to what they saw as the grooms behaviour becoming controlling and abusive. They said one couple would just disappear one episode with no explanation and that it wouldn't be who you'd expect.

Interesting that Sasha chose Gaston to cry all over.

Yes, this. She’s overwhelmed. Understandably.

She went from my hero to zero very fast there.

i dunno - i think she's been riled up in row with alex

No doubt we'll see a recoupling, MAFS isn't the same without drama

It's a shame there's no one in there with the emotional intelligence to tell her that. Although I think it's also because he went full on mental as well and threw the wedding ring at the wall and all that the other night. It's something you might forgive but if you've any sense you won't forget. She's just caught up in an emotional jacuzzi and needs a bit of help getting out.

And I bet that photo being sent was orchestrated by the production team.

I imagine Sasha has quite heightened emotions after dealing with Alex grinning like a demon during their argument. It’s a shame though because Ross is going to get the brunt of it when really it’s all down to Alex’s behaviour

Gaston has his arms right round her FFS.

What dramatics about a photo where Ross is next to another woman.

That said she is making a twat of herself on national television, so there's that.

@Pieandchips999 I agree. I'd have cried during the confrontation with Alex as anger always makes me cry inappropriately. Sacha held it together but her overreaction to the photo is a delayed response to the horrible way shit bag spoke to her. She'll be in a little bit of physical shock from the fight or flight hormones.

Yes - Sasha is just riled up by Alex and other Ross issues. Her upset isn't about the photo really

Alex did not go to her and say that

She needs to give some context

Imagine if Shitlid was dancing like that with Hannah???