MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

[Dillite2]

The rest of the thread title

"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

With the lights left on too long

Stay calm Sacha

This really made me laugh as it's so true. It's a total West Midlands thing. I moved to the Midlands about 10 years ago from the South and there is something unique about an angry West Midlands women. There's an edge to the aggy 🤣

Oh sacha

Get a grip

Pleasure pocket??!😂

Nathan is not even bothered. I love it
Polly is about to explode

Someone's bollox close to someone's prison pocket? 😂

@Dillite2 my new phrase!

nathan is so unproblematic

prison pocket?!

I've fallen out of love with Sacha a little.

Sacha come on. That's no biggie. Gaston you shit stirrer.

He stood close to a woman for a group photo

Why is she crying?

I think Scorcher is a bit over-wrought now. This is a massive overreaction.

So it's Ryan and Sionainn that have been removed then? They did say that the removed couple would just suddenly disappear one episode 😶

Hold on where did Rottweiler Sacha go. It's just a picture. Blooming heck

Has Alex been replaced with someone else in 5 minutes? The editing ffs

Do you know why?

Can I humbly request that the next thread title mentions 'pleasure pockets'?

Did anyone have subtitles on for Gaston’s latest metaphor? Prison pocket??? Surely not?

Sascha's reaction is not even tiny bit healthy. It's a photo of a group of friends having drinks. His hand wasn't in Lacey's prison pocket!

Ooooh I didn't know this. I wonder what's happened.

Eeerm, Sacha?
Upset cos Ross had his arm near Lacey.....so she has a full on pashy hug with Gaston-the-sensitive?
Double standards?

I'm stumped too.

What @Demonhunter? What news do you know?

I love the "bollocks near the pleasure/ prison pocket" comment🤣. I'm learning so many new expressions