MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

If her PMDD has put him off after one month, there's no hope

Or maybe it's the editing

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Kieran sets my gaydar off. Although, so did Luke and he is definitely not gay!

I know this pair are history (fingers crossed), but I've been thinking about Orson and Richelle. Something's been bothering me...

When she repeatedly called him a liar, we never heard him deny it or defend himself.

If someone kept calling me a liar - and I wasn't - the first thing I'd be asking is 'what are you accusing me of lying about? What a load of nonsense'

We never saw that from him. It was just an eye roll.

I'm assuming we'll find out more when this is over...

I do something called BodyCombat (when I can be bothered). It’s a martial arts cardio workout where you’re punching and roundhouse kicking the shit out of thin air.

I’ve often imagined my DP’s face when doing this. It’s very cathartic 🤣🤣

I think so.

I feel like he needs a very stable, loving partnership and I do wonder if behind closed doors her PMDD gets the better of her (not her fault) plus she is emotional aside from the PMDD.

He said a few times early on that she was 'a lot' so I think he had doubts all along.

He's a good egg though, and so is she. Just not quite right for each other.

Am thinking Kieran looks a bit depressed. Maybe being alone without family and Hugo's support with Kristina's pmdd and with a volatile group dynamic was too much for him.

He never seemed to answer back, really. She would talk over him and he rarely snapped "Let me talk" or "You've had your turn, my turn now", so I just got the impression he's very chilled and quite mild-mannered.

I think he wants to be the only 'I'm mad, me' one in the relationship.

I’m surprised Alex hasn’t been removed by the show for being so aggressive. He’s utterly vile.
He is very capable of being violent I think.

I have tried NOT to think about Luke having sex. Really I have....but I reckon he's a talker.

Can you imagine?

Just...no.

'You set me on fire, baby...'

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I actually quite like him, but poor Amy. It's a lot.

i actually really like luke, i think he's a sensitive guy

I bet he never shuts up.

Alex just looks like he's thinking of causing harm to whoever he's looking at, about 80% of the time. I've never seen someone in real life look so angry so much.

I don't dislike Gaston, it's just the cringe element.

Me too. He goes for the women in a really awful way.

The experts are pissing me right off with trying to be even-handed and giving him the benefit of the doubt.

'I don't think you realise the effect of your body language.'

Yes he bloody does. That's exactly WHY he does it. He does it to intimidate. He knows full well and it gives him control.

They must, surely, know that?

24/7 commentary. With double entendres and boiling blood.

I feel like there's a lot behind the scenes with those two. All that animosity over the stuff that got shown doesn't quite add up, I agree, there's more to it.

@SilentSheldon You are amazing and thanks so much. Your comments are insightful and funny at the same time, a rare gift. Just like you.

Harlot Quinn on X: "All these men lacking romance and Luke is just here like #MAFSUK https://t.co/zrV2CZi0vr" / X

Feel like production must of put Luke up to it about taking his top off and doing that.

I've actually started watching, on the latest episode and trying to match the comments to the person!

Ha that's brilliant!

Been on pause for a while so got slightly behind, but Caspar really has a problem with Emma being a strong woman, doesn't he. 🙄He only seems to be able to feel close to her when he's perceiving her as vulnerable. Don't know if he's said anything about her height but I wouldn't be surprised if he found that a turn-off too.

I don't actually think Amy's right for Luke.

I think it could work with someone willing to tease him a bit and have a laugh about his cheese. I think he'd take that quite well and it would diffuse it a bit.

I think he's sensitive and actually quite sweet underneath it all.

He just needs someone to really like him and I think he'd tone it down a bit and give himself permission to be more real.

He's just a bit scared and puts on this show. A bit like Emma really.