MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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The rest of the thread title

"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

Some people are watching on All4 or whatever I think so they're a bit ahead. I thought I was going mad when I read the dog comments!

Just caught up with last night's.

Richelle is vile. I felt sorry for Orson. She is a proper nasty piece of work.

Feel a bit for Sacha thinking Ross isn't fighting in her corner. I must admit if a man was having a go at me and my DH just said 'I'm not getting involved' and didn't step up to defend me, it would be game over. I would have zero respect for him. Not that I can't fight my own battles, but I need to know that DH would be there for me.

Caspar is never going to fancy Emma. I feel embarrassed for them both. They make me cringe.

Polly and Shitlid are staying for the publicity.

Glad Hannah has gone.

Wish Shanoainion would stop the head bobbing and wobbling, and hand waving.

I hope Kristina and Keiron make it!

Looks like Holly and Alex are going off the boil again and are about to argue.

Will watch tonight's tomorrow. Just about to catch up on tonight's Big Brother!

I love Kieran a bit after that. I love any man who is soft around animals. Well, apart from Hitler and his dogs. It'd take more than him loving his dogs to make up for the other stuff he did.

Ah.

Can someone fill me in about what the cold sore stuff was about the other day?

I must’ve missed a bit,

I'm watching in Wales where my internet is powered by a guy on a bike. Think I'm behind the lot of you.

God. He looks indifferent.

☹️

Ah Kieron has checked out

So sorry! I actually held off and thought you'd caught up. I couldn't remember what order things happened in and thought Emma and Caspar had happened afterwards.

Massive apologies!

🤣

Oh Kieran noooo. I'm not ready for another group drama. Alex going psycho for the 25th time

My point stands, though. Kieran's not in this anymore.

I want some orange juice now.

kieran literally cba and is not hiding it at all

Kieran has checked out. He is out of that relationship and Kristina, which is super sad as both seemed perfect for each other.

No worries. 🤣. I drift sometimes because I have to concentrate 100% at work. I thought I’d gone Christmas shopping in ma heid!

I sadly think you’re right. Poor Kristina, she seems lovely.

I wonder if Kristina was awful to him?

Sadly I think you're right 😪

I love Sasha. She is such a great communicator with Ross. Just the at to speaks to him clearly and face to face. I also love her directness.

Sometimes im a bitch to my partner when i have PMS

And we all had such high hopes for KK. Dammit.

They were our last hope, there's nobody else left.

I hope you're all wrong about K & K but I fear you're not. They're the only two who seem to be totally genuine. Obviously, they might be better actors than the others but I do think that without the severity of her PMDD they would have a chance and that's heart breaking.

Looking forward to Sacha laying into Alex tomorrow. You go get him, Queen!

I'm a bit confused as to why K has checked out. Is it just the PMDD or something else? They both seemed so perfect a few days ago?!!!

Tomorrow looks like yet another car crash.

Alex v Polly. (And sacha)

King Kong v Godzilla (and Godzooooookie)

Bring it.