MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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The rest of the thread title

"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

This is how the Ming family sort out their differences! That's why Ma Ming's face looks that way

Where is your big fat sorry?

😂😂😂

Ha is Sasha going to kick the crap out of him now?!😂

So wise! Not sarcasm because, yes, that's exactly it.

I don't really get why Casper wants a relationship. He seems to prefer one independent and living this solo outdoor life. He doesn't seem like the relationship type as shown by him never having one

Piss piss
piss piss piss
pisspisss
pids piss pisss?

I never trusted Ross. Ever since the dodgy comments at the wedding.

Keiran is gay, no?

I don't think there are any good couples, are there? I dont know why I watch this shite.

He has been in a relationship before, it is Emma that hasn't.

She should’ve gone to the toilet before she started that session

Ah. There’s the sorry.

Subtitles said "eesh"!

That’s going to come straight off her little hand.

I prefer Sheldon's version.

Me too!

Did they? 🤣

Huuuuige bracelet

It's way to big for her, she's got narrow wrists like me. That'd be off me within minutes.

He does but not with Emma

She's just got all her anger out physically, no wonder she's feeling better. Way better than any couples counselling!

For a heifer, I have a tiiiiiiny wrist and hands.

Thats going to need links out.

#experience

She can wear it as a necklace

Back again, still haven't watched and don't need to as these comments are comedy gold. Thanks so so much. You're brilliant and a real tonic after yet another fine day in the NHS where three of us are doing the work of nine due to leave and colleagues off sick.

Kieran has totally checked out. He says he hasn't, but he absolutely has. Kristina is clearly crushed and putting on a massively brave face.

But he didn't embrace her and thank her for bringing his dog to him. He sort of sidestepped that she'd been that thoughtful. He was just happy to see Hugo.

Then he looked really uncomfortable looking at the pictures too.

I'm so sad, but it's done.

Do you think the bracelet was actually chosen and paid for by Ross, or does production have the equivalent of a cupboard of things you can give as last-minute gifts and they just give him something to hand over?