I think that 'teaching Vito to make a cup of tea' sketch would have landed a lot better had he not just romped to victory on MasterChef.
I was a teensy bit bored and then Shayne and his Cuban heels rocked up, looking like a bus mechanic who lived for Friday nights at the Burnley Locarno, circa 1979, picking up a bird and treating her to chips and curry sauce in the taxi queue home.
Pete is the anti-Hamza. No natural charm.
That tango looked like Neil was being savaged by a possessed mop. How can you be partnered with Toyah and still be boring?
Look, Aljaz was always one of my favourites but I'm just more interested in discovering what Kai can do with a celeb. It feels odd having Aljaz back when Kai and Carlos are standing there looking all redundant.
And Lauren. Jamie has obviously regressed since the Christmas Special and that dance was all Michelle whirling about while her celeb did nothing. Stick her in a catsuit and it could have been Ola Jordan doing a rumba with a particularly challenging duffer.
The producers need to tell Motsi that the average viewer is probably more interested in hearing what Craig has to say than in her shutting him down.
As a lot of us suspected, Vindaloo may have bought Paul a few extra weeks rather than scuppering him.