MAFS UK is back!!

[bumblenbean]

Can’t see another thread on this so sorry if I’ve missed it, but I surely can’t be the only sad sack unduly excited that MAFS is back later this month?!

I see a scandal has kicked off before it’s even started due to one of the contestants allegedly being a domestic abuser 😱

Anyone want to join a discussion thread for when the series starts on 16th? 🙌

“I don’t usually go for a curvier girl”
”Do you not think I look sexy tonight?”

Love the way she handled that! Also “you didn’t fancy me in my gorgeous bikini today?” she’s ace.

Caspar actually fancies his sister, hence the aggro towards her, and him not wanting a larger version. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Do you think since Kristina and clownboy are both halfwits that together they are a "wit"?

Agree so much!

He also has zero personality. He’s bloody lucky to have her. No wonder men like him can’t find anyone!

Funny how the initially worse couples seem to be having the better time.

Poundland Billy Zane gives off 100% fuckboi energy

One couple - massage. The other couple - snake farm.

😂

Hardly like Caspar is slim is it ?

Probably 😂

Could be! Creepy

New to the thread but watching now.

Why didn't he say at the alter, before I agree to this wedding you're not my type.. is that allowed?

As for the two girls, it's a bit rich to say she's coming on to strong and moving to fast when you've applied for and married a woman you've known for 30 seconds!

He obviously doesn't fancy her but is trying to act like he is and failing utterly miserably. He reminds me of a teenager who is forced to socialise with their great grandma because if they don't, WiFi will get switched off.

There's probably some incest in Caspars past

That's a bit of a stretch!

Thing is he doesn't fancy her and he it's too close to incest to be comfortable.

Wouldn't matter if she was thin.

She is fat. Her choice. If blokes fancy you they don't give a shit what size uou are.

I feel like there's having a bit of time, and then there's separate rooms...

Eve needs space
Charlie needs constant contact
Can't both win here

Eve and Charlie. What the hell? Charlie needs to chill the fuck out and Eve needs to communicate clearly.

Can't get past Turkey Teeth Twins. (Nathan & Lacey)

They have similar body shapes

They shall be known as Turkey Teeth Twins from now on

If I was Emma, the pain would've been in his nuts

So we have TTT and KK?

Emma's good.

He’s got a bloody cheek! The size of his belly in that t-shirt.