MAFS UK is back!!

[bumblenbean]

Can’t see another thread on this so sorry if I’ve missed it, but I surely can’t be the only sad sack unduly excited that MAFS is back later this month?!

I see a scandal has kicked off before it’s even started due to one of the contestants allegedly being a domestic abuser 😱

Anyone want to join a discussion thread for when the series starts on 16th? 🙌

It's strange because all the couples so far this series from their vt's seem the perfect matches, but when put together they don't quite work

Billy Zane!

A vapid and shallow Billy Zane...

You can just hear those experts high fiving each other yelling MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!

As ever, theres a lot of damaged souls on this show.

Just tuned in. This looks a disaster!

He's kinda leading with his tits/tats.
But seems genuine otherwise.

She'd look so much better without all the fake stuff.

Who are these so called 'professionals' doing the matchmaking?! I could do a better job than them. Don't like any of the couples so far.

The lesbians worked out last year (or was it the year before)?

My God she looked about 40 when she was a bodybuilder!!!

What do her and the theatre kid have in common (apart from being gay?)

She wants someone Irish. The other one is Irish. That's it.

She's very masculine..

She ticks the box for having an Irish accent

Of course. Match made in heaven...

All the Turkey teeth and the pec-rubbing is just too much

Just waiting for one of them to be vegan.

'No eggs? Whattttttttttt?'

Good spot

The matches definitely getting more tenuous year by year!

I'm posting, cos I want IN!!! Caspar can't stand his sister, he was quite rude to her I thought - when they were sitting down at the dinner...

I wish they'd have someone who was dead normal. Like Brian from Croydon who's into train spotting and works in insurance. Not all the Instagram, fame hungry wannabees.

I don't understand why the gay women are not in the opposite groups (i.e. the feminine one with the women, and the masculine one with the guys)

I've thought the same

Billy Zane. I thought this too!

Emma reminds me of Emma Thompson’s character in Love Actually.