LOVE ISLAND 5; THE FINAL

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Couldn't think of a witty title. Bit gutted re; Grace and Reuben.

Just to clarify though, Essex boys are no different to boys in any other county 👍

I was glad to see Grace and Reuben go. She annoyed me and I think is very entitled. And he is just so cringe.

I know Nicole and Ciaran are going to win; but god knows why. I actually can't stand either of them. I think Ciaran is really arrogant.

I don't see Ciaran as arrogant-i don't think he has an unduly high opinion of himself, but he definitely has a headmasterly (or maybe rugby coach-ly) streak that's coming out more and more as the series wears on down the Joey led route. I think he's been mightily sick of all this for ages and just wants to get home now.

Id love to hear what he has to say to his parents or friends unfiltered! More than probably anyone josh second place Jessy third as she's a bit of an enigma.

First Look is giving boring staged dates.

yes, the final dates are so dull and staged. Seems like this year the budget hasn’t stretched to the dates being outside the villa like they used to be

The budget has probably been spent on Joey Essex.

I remember last year they got things like a yacht, posh restaurants etc, this year looks like it’s just a few balloons on the terrace

What was the order of the most incompatible couple... can anyone remember? Will be interesting to see if second and third suddenly have a personality transplant 🤔

Or least compatible!

There's generally at least one couple that get really short changed 😂

3rd- Jess and Ayo
2nd - Jessy and Joey

Christ... who is liking Sean ffs 🤦

It felt like the hideaway “treat” presented to Jessy was timed to prevent it kicking off with Joey and Josh….

Joey is the vilest person they’ve ever had on there. Foul person.

I'm just gutted Grace went before him. He'll take that as a win 🙄

I most definitely did not say that!

I thought Grace and Reuben were voted #1 "Least likely to work on the outside" and that's why they were dumped.
2nd was Joey & Jessy
3rd Ayo & Jessica
But I guess that's basically the same as "least compatible"

So it seems J & J were only a smidge away from being dumped before the final... but as we know the producers decide which category results they want to go with once they see them...

Although, I have appreciated the more brutal dumping they've been doing this series. It's definitely put the wind up the islanders 😄

Yeah I didn’t really get that. The prize for the talent contest being a night in the hideaway when they could have just gone in anyway

Yes, He will think he was more popular and made the right decision dumping her!

So we could see Jessies already over exposed bottom in black lace.

Oh I didn't even realise it was you that made the comment I had misunderstood. Apologies again. Nothing different about Essex boys though! Arseholes are available in every county!

I didn’t say it at all! I haven’t mentioned Essex Boys at all never mind in the same sentence as racist. I think we have both been at crossed purposes. Sorry to add to the confusion.

I hate the dates but it’s often telling when one couple (and, yes, I mean Ekin and Davide) get a candlelit dinner in breathtaking ruins surrounded by an orchestra and being serenaded by someone vaguely famous and another gets a crappy picnic on a stained blanket with a couple of sausage rolls, some warm Cava and no insect repellent.

I didn't say you said it, I just quoted you when you said you didn't see the quote and told you where it was or what it said 😂 But I don't know who wrote it, so when you said you didn't say that, I assumed you wrote the original post but I had misinterpreted it 😅

I hate the dates... I know everybody moans about parents/babies etc, but it's only the dates I can't stomach. I don't mind the parents as I always live in hope someone's parent will come in and the islander will say "what do you think of X?" and they'll reply "well to be honest, I think they're a total wanker and over my dead body will you be seeing them when you get out of this cess pit".

@BellesAndGraces wasn’t there a sign saying no invite needed and isn’t that why Joey was just able to sleep in there with Grace?

Yes I was going to say this. I thought they could just go in now without an invitation and if that's the case why don't more of them do it?

The dates are so dull and fake

Actually, I understand it now. The rule was that it can be used to go in anytime without an invite but only with someone who you’re not in a couple with. Couples were not allowed in. Joey did stay in there with Grace but he was still coupled up with Samantha at that time. It was just before the recoupling when Samantha was dumped