Masterchef #4 fire breathing pigs and psycho killers

[fourquenelles]

New thread here

I guess people just died of botulism and they put it down to typhus or, if we're going way back, melancholy.

“Deliveroo from Greggs!”

Marriage of Sitwell and Wallace - there's an event I would have to decline

You might not be getting married anymore, Brin.

Brin is now not getting married next year

Ahhh Brin. Not good.

I can't even let my mind go there!

"The nuptials of Gregg Wallace and I" !?

And, for once, I don't think the use of "I" for "me" was the worst part of that sentence

Tbf, I’ve had a few meals that could kill me with melancholy, ennui and despair.

Oh. That wasn't even an hour. Felt longer.

Future Mrs Brin has told him he can just marry his fire-breathing pig friend instead then…

Imagine working with Gregg for 20 years. 20 YEARS. No. No thanks.

I'm more concerned that Shitwell said 'Gregg Wallace and I.'

That fine expensive education....

He was winking from the wrong orifice.

Pig man and hobby-farmer

John really needs to stop trying yo do up his jackets if he can only manage one button

Surely this would be a great time to announce retirement.

I think pig boy will win this...

He also said "off of" earlier.😠

Do you think they really shook hands ? It was hidden below the camera and I always think Jonty has total disdain for Gregg.

Oh the options.

Would I cook apricots, mushrooms, blue cheese, or bananas?

The horror!

Red pepper 🤮🤮🤮

I really hate chocolate or roast chicken or cream...Hmm...?

<whistles innocently>

I would have just made a food dislike up for this round. Just like if I become famous and my agent makes me go on Saturday Kitchen I am going to say a food that I really like is my food hell.