Masterchef #4 fire breathing pigs and psycho killers

[fourquenelles]

New thread here

Sorry, guys. Gregg did not get the slippery memo.

Fuck off Gregggg!!!
He’s doing it on purpose.

I bet the home economists were delighted to get 10x sea urchins on the shopping lists.

Frog legs yuck

I hate frog legs.

I know!

I love roast parsnips but can definitely do without the nans.

Ofgs. Sea urchins and frogs legs. Just why

Oh nooooo ! Kermit's legs.

I do not want to eat any of this.

Not sure I even want to see it.

Neither of these menus is appealing to me so far, I’m afraid

Raw sea urchin, frog legs. Pig-Man goes out of his way to be 'challenging.'

Chris is pushing the circus metaphor waaaay too far

I do not like this man. He is very lacking in any emotion

Who gives a darn if the sauce is split if it has frog legs in it

Nope Chris' food does not appeal

That frog must have been the size of a small chicken.

Chris’s menu sounds really unappealing

Oh bugger, he's massacred an octopus again.

Nooooo... Brin, we had forgiven you!

This is quite disturbing.

Octopus oh Brin you disappoint me

I agree. I don't like Chris's menu at all. Just on the wrong side of weird.

I'm championing Louise now. She was my favourite anyway.

Greg troubled by an octopus but does not give a shit about frogs