Masterchef #4 fire breathing pigs and psycho killers

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New thread here

I wonder whether Louise's husband knew when he did that VT that she’d been telling Greggggg about their marriage problems

I'm late to this thread.... has Chris been in Masterchef before? He seems so familiar. Looking forward to tonight but hate the sob stories

I know you shouldn't stereotype people but they look like a very unlikely couple to have a Vegas wedding.

Evening all - settling in after making dinner- not interested in backstories so still a few minutes I think.

I want that pony!

Goat envy! I have goat envy!

Louise's daughter is a proper mini me.

Louise’s daughter is her double

I'm not even a horse person!

Blimming cat mithering at me as it rained all day. Now sulking

Yes, odd. Louise is vair posh but her mum and dad aren’t.

That’s my life story. 🤓🤓🤓🤣

I don't think so but some others have been?

Yes I expected them to be proper posh but no

I expected Louise's dad to look like Andrew Parker Bowles but in that 80's photograph he looked surprisingly like the lovechild of Kevin Webster and Terry from Brookside.

Yes Chris is a returner

He has been in before. Returner

Are you Rishi Sunak and is the cat Larry?

Surprised I didn't remember.

yes. 🤣🤣

Brin can't win. Think of the gerbil waiting lists and the hamsters on trolleys in corridors.

I suspect if food didn’t play a part in your childhood you probably wouldn’t make it to adulthood..,

Brin is lovely.

Ok Brin and a Dachshun. I'm won over.

Teeny, tiny trolleys 🐹