Masterchef #4 fire breathing pigs and psycho killers

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New thread here

Winky might be safe

An octopus died for that 😢

I'm also a fan of octopus. Live ones.

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Tragic!

An octopus died because Brin doesn't like grapefruit. It makes no sense.

Is it an octopus that can regrow a tentacle if it’s cut off, or is that just starfish?

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A bunny died too.🐰

I believe it can @Sunbird24

I'm going to make a horror film in which octopus tentacles resurrect and crawl around seeking out chefs who have slaughtered them. And then they strangle them.

After squirting grapefruit in their eyes.

Not if it’s been cooked in rose and grapefruit.

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@Piggywaspushed if you are looking for a producer hit me up!

God damn it.

I'd have been more upset about Cliodhna leaving if she wasn't one of the returners.

Of course.

Oh no the winker stays

I’m more upset about George staying than Cliodhna leaving I think!

Best result based on the dishes cooked I think

See you all Thursday

Yes. I think it would have been fairer if they'd devoted an entire series to contestants being given a second chance. Mixing them in with first-timers doesn't feel right.

The next two challenges appear designed for Chris…

What the actual?
oh no, wanky testosterone fire blokey.

The hell was on Gregg's head?

I imagine the list of the world's Live Fire Chefs is rather short.

See you on Thursday, team.