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Masterchef #3

968 replies

GrandTheftWalrus · 25/04/2024 21:41

Carry on here chuffians!

OP posts:
littlbrowndog · 08/05/2024 20:08

ilovesooty · 08/05/2024 20:08

There was a fire eater in Antwerp who killed his snake charmer wife and buried her with the snakes in the back garden.

Say what.

LaMarschallin · 08/05/2024 20:08

Haddy (sp?) is so very beautiful

Sunbird24 · 08/05/2024 20:09

EsmaCannonball · 08/05/2024 20:08

Umm, 'Don't want to use a dangerous kitchen blow-torch? Then why not hire this freelance fire-breathing pig-man?'

Is that what he means by combining the two careers?

He’s a BBQ starter, a twisted BBQ starter…

Halsall · 08/05/2024 20:09

Shortkiwi · 08/05/2024 20:08

@Halsall No! Don’t post much tbh but love this thread .

Apologies @Shortkiwi and welcome!

fourquenelles · 08/05/2024 20:09

Shortkiwi · 08/05/2024 20:08

@Halsall No! Don’t post much tbh but love this thread .

Welcome in. Grin

Theeyeballsinthesky · 08/05/2024 20:09

LaMarschallin · 08/05/2024 20:08

Haddy (sp?) is so very beautiful

she is stunning! I really hope she gets through this

littlbrowndog · 08/05/2024 20:09

Hello short kiwi 🍸🍸

ilovesooty · 08/05/2024 20:10

littlbrowndog · 08/05/2024 20:08

Say what.

He didn't get tried because he had 6 months to live after years of fire eating.

littlbrowndog · 08/05/2024 20:10

Cripes

Theeyeballsinthesky · 08/05/2024 20:10

I’m stunned you’re competitive george! I want to see him up against Hope 😆

Sunbird24 · 08/05/2024 20:11

Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside…

Did anyone else shout armadillo at their tv?

jay55 · 08/05/2024 20:11

Evening. I feel so out the loop this series, I've missed so much, but I do recognise this group.

Gregggggg fuck right off

fourquenelles · 08/05/2024 20:11

George has a vibe about him that I don't warm to. Sorry George.

EsmaCannonball · 08/05/2024 20:11

'My wife has been challenging me with invention tests for the last few weeks.'

Gregg's eyebrows travelled to the back of his neck right then.

Halsall · 08/05/2024 20:11

EsmaCannonball · 08/05/2024 20:08

Umm, 'Don't want to use a dangerous kitchen blow-torch? Then why not hire this freelance fire-breathing pig-man?'

Is that what he means by combining the two careers?

He could get a lovely finish on a creme brûlée…..

(edited for crimes against accents)

ilovesooty · 08/05/2024 20:11

Go Dinta

Theeyeballsinthesky · 08/05/2024 20:12

fourquenelles · 08/05/2024 20:11

George has a vibe about him that I don't warm to. Sorry George.

Serial killer vibes!

Sunbird24 · 08/05/2024 20:12

Oh god it’s plate lady

Theeyeballsinthesky · 08/05/2024 20:13

George & Hope in the same heat. A fight to the death

fourquenelles · 08/05/2024 20:13

Theeyeballsinthesky · 08/05/2024 20:12

Serial killer vibes!

I couldn't possibly comment but yes

Oh Hope. Mad as a box of frogs.

ilovesooty · 08/05/2024 20:13

Sunbird24 · 08/05/2024 20:12

Oh god it’s plate lady

She can fuck off.

EsmaCannonball · 08/05/2024 20:13

Is poor Hope going to be reduced to using pedestrian shop-bought plates?

Halsall · 08/05/2024 20:13

Dreading what her plates will say this time.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 08/05/2024 20:13

Hope’s choux isn’t working!

LaMarschallin · 08/05/2024 20:14

Hope-less