Masterchef #3

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Carry on here chuffians!

@GrandTheftWalrus totally unmumsnetty hugs. Wishing you a speedy recovery x

@GrandTheftWalrus get well soon x

@GrandTheftWalrus Thinking of you. Hope you're resting up well.

Thanks all. Still in hospital. Hopefully home today if they can get my blood pressure up.

@GrandTheftWalrus so sorry to hear this and hoping you get out of hospital soon

Evening all.

Olivia: I feel like my body is here but my brain is elsewhere.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T TELL GREGG!

Hope you’re home now @GrandTheftWalrus

Evening all. Giggling George AND Hope. Plus Jonty's parti-coloured leisurewear. Truly they are spoiling us.

Checking in. Hope you are home now @GrandTheftWalrus

Oh sorry to hear walrus. Please hop3 you get well soon

Oh and how could I forget pig-fire man! 🐷🔥

Sliding in late with a pizza!
Hope you’re home @GrandTheftWalrus

"My trousers were soiled"

Thanks for that, Olivia

Ooh, there are lots of the more 'challenging' contestants in this round.

I remember liking Haddy. Sorry for the jinx there, Haddy.

Greggg looked too pervy when she talked about soiled trousers - go back and have a look. Bleurgh.

Oooh the doctor

I also feel we don’t need to know about Olivia's trouser-soiling moment. On a cookery show. When some of us are eating dinner. Thanks.

Evening all!

Mackerel and cream 🤦‍♀️

Are you the poster previously known as Grouchy? 🤔

Them tatties

There was a fire eater in Antwerp who killed his snake charmer wife and buried her with the snakes in the back garden.

Umm, 'Don't want to use a dangerous kitchen blow-torch? Then why not hire this freelance fire-breathing pig-man?'

Is that what he means by combining the two careers?

@GrandTheftWalrus so sorry - I’ve had same - make sure you look after yourself xxx

@Halsall No! Don’t post much tbh but love this thread .