Masterchef #3

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Carry on here chuffians!

Nudey rudey.

It would improve my viewing pleasure about 1000% if they sent John to elocution lessons.

That's a very pretty mille feuille

That crumb looks like hamster food.

I’ve got subtitles on so I can see how all these weird things are supposed to be spelled!

Heh, probably.

Just bits of pastry with stuff on it

Did she make the pastry? No I don’t think so, I think if they do pastry they should choose one you can make in the time.

Why would you ruin coffee with effing coconut?
Arjays looks lovely.

Gosh - perfectly cooked lamb?

That does look rather good.

I do wish they still did puff pastry the old-fashioned way, rather than weighing it down with baking trays so it stays flat. Seems all wrong to me.

Ooh, decent lamb!

Oh that lamb 🍸🍸

Everyone wants a firm nudie - don't they?

It comes to something when a pig-impersonating fire-eater has the most relatable job.

Are we back to Linda’s calendar?

Ajay's food looks fantastic, even if he is committing sins against vegetables.

Is it Pistachio Week?

Ask Linda.

Dry dish

Too much biscuit on that key lime pie.

Who puts custard on key lime pie??

That looks as if it fell from a great height

Why are they almost all missing a bit of sauce?

I remember when George H.W. Bush was given a hard time about broccoli.