Masterchef #3

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Carry on here chuffians!

I remember Linda but none of the rest of them.

Why is Egggggg dressed like he's in The Greatest Showman?

Evening all, nope, cant remember any of this lot.

apart from that huge chunk of veal - will it cook I wonder, there are some nice dishes on offer tonight.

Oh Linda, you’ve let me down!

I get it, Linda. I have to leave the salt out on the worktop so I don't forget to add it to my bread dough.

Fat free cake eh Linda?

The waistcoat is reminding me of pub wallpaper.

Oh, Lin-durrrrrr

Maybe it’s selling the sort of useless tat DH was telling me he saw the other day - a Gucci frisbee. FFS indeed.

These people haven't really learned from their previous mistakes have they?

Nope

Looks like Tigi had a mare too

Oh Linda.

Ermm, they look like weeny eggs?

Should have just soaked it in lots of orange blossom syrup.

Linda cocks up again.

She should have done an orange blossom drizzle on that cake

Little squares of cake are so stingy.

Great idea!

Snap @GrouchyKiwi!

Is garment technician NewSpeak for seamstress?

Especially shoved inexplicably to the side of the plate.

Who knows 🤦‍♀️

Garment technician? Like Ida Clough and Vera Duckworth were garment technicians?

Ironing lady

Erm, firm nudies?