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Masterchef #3

968 replies

GrandTheftWalrus · 25/04/2024 21:41

Carry on here chuffians!

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fourquenelles · 30/04/2024 21:46

GrouchyKiwi · 30/04/2024 21:45

I love pork chops. I need to get some for dinner.

Used to love them with the kidney still attached. Damn you H&S food police.

littlbrowndog · 30/04/2024 21:46

GrouchyKiwi · 30/04/2024 21:45

I love pork chops. I need to get some for dinner.

Me too as do my toddlers. They get a chop on the bone and just gnaw on them

Halsall · 30/04/2024 21:47

fourquenelles · 30/04/2024 21:46

Used to love them with the kidney still attached. Damn you H&S food police.

Oooh yes

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 30/04/2024 21:48

If you schmooze our butcher he’ll do huge chops with the kidney in, like you used to get.

lettingthedaysgoby · 30/04/2024 21:48

fourquenelles · 30/04/2024 21:46

Used to love them with the kidney still attached. Damn you H&S food police.

Me too! Love kidney, and pork

Targettargets · 30/04/2024 21:48

Like this judge but expected one of the French chefs.

Sunbird24 · 30/04/2024 21:48

Farokh’s done himself over there then

GrouchyKiwi · 30/04/2024 21:48

That fig and orange jam looks like raw mince.

fourquenelles · 30/04/2024 21:48

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 30/04/2024 21:48

If you schmooze our butcher he’ll do huge chops with the kidney in, like you used to get.

I'd schmooze him all right!

EsmaCannonball · 30/04/2024 21:49

'You're not going to be transferred into the Alps, you're going to be transferred into my head.'

Guaranteed 100% success rate alternative to the Rwanda Plan.

Piggywaspushed · 30/04/2024 21:49

He's a bit Prince Will this chef. With hair added back in.

Targettargets · 30/04/2024 21:50

EsmaCannonball · 30/04/2024 21:49

'You're not going to be transferred into the Alps, you're going to be transferred into my head.'

Guaranteed 100% success rate alternative to the Rwanda Plan.

😂

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2024 21:50

EsmaCannonball · 30/04/2024 21:49

'You're not going to be transferred into the Alps, you're going to be transferred into my head.'

Guaranteed 100% success rate alternative to the Rwanda Plan.

👍🤣

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 30/04/2024 21:50

It’s all very hush hush and you have to order them. But god they are good.
That looks lovely Mary.

littlbrowndog · 30/04/2024 21:51

Mary 🙌🏽🙌🏽

GrouchyKiwi · 30/04/2024 21:51

EsmaCannonball · 30/04/2024 21:49

'You're not going to be transferred into the Alps, you're going to be transferred into my head.'

Guaranteed 100% success rate alternative to the Rwanda Plan.

Grin
Halsall · 30/04/2024 21:51

Yay for Mary

GrouchyKiwi · 30/04/2024 21:52

Mary, Matthew and Pig Man are going through.

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2024 21:52

I’m liking that bouef bourguignon.

Targettargets · 30/04/2024 21:52

Really happy for Mary

Blueberrycreampie · 30/04/2024 21:52

EsmaCannonball · 30/04/2024 21:49

'You're not going to be transferred into the Alps, you're going to be transferred into my head.'

Guaranteed 100% success rate alternative to the Rwanda Plan.

Think I might prefer Rwanda!

EsmaCannonball · 30/04/2024 21:52

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 30/04/2024 21:50

It’s all very hush hush and you have to order them. But god they are good.
That looks lovely Mary.

Do you have to do a secret knock and conceal the wrapped chops under a beret when you leave?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 30/04/2024 21:55

EsmaCannonball · 30/04/2024 21:52

Do you have to do a secret knock and conceal the wrapped chops under a beret when you leave?

I worry it’s a bit League of Gentlemen. They do brilliant black pud too, baked flat in a tin.

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2024 21:55

Pig man squeaks through.

TheDogsMother · 30/04/2024 21:56

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2024 21:55

Pig man squeaks through.

🤣🤣