Masterchef #3

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Carry on here chuffians!

Oh, Jonty, give it a rest with your fake jeopardy "If it doesn't work it'll be a failure" routine

That pate looked a bit grim

No I suppose nobody wants small ones.

That's an anti climax.

I don’t remember him

Who 🤣

I was about to say I didn't recognise that man, but turns out I do.

Disney Prince Matthew!

Blimey, he’s a fine young man.

Sorry but who ? Gutted it's not Michel, Monica or Marcus.

Oooh, bad photo. It’s never good if you look like Beelzebub.

Farokh's mannerisms still remind me of Tobias Fünke.

He’s got twinkly eyes.

What more do we want?

Good on him. He’s got a good career

I think I recognised a couple of his plates of food

Peter, Paul and Mary ripped off their vibe and best tunes.

I remember he was really accomplished on MasterChef: the Professionals.

😂😂

He was! He blew it in the last week - I had him nailed on for the win that year

That's a pointless piece of crackling. Needs to be about 3 times as thick.

Flaccid fat alert

That fat. Its soft and flabby.

Judgey chef looks a bit like Tobias Ellwood without the glasses.

I love pork chops. I need to get some for dinner.

No Greggggg, thin slices of pork go dry quicker!