Masterchef #3

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Carry on here chuffians!

No need to go too far now.

What is she-show? Szechuan?

All of this is annoyingly unclear. Why are these people back, didn’t they have enough people applying for the series?

My vote is Lindsey, Mary & Matthew through.

That’s got to be a war crime… 🫣

Shiso! Rhymes with miso, which he can actually say

Oh yes! I've mostly just stopped listening to them both, tbh.

Also just realised they all have aprons already - did they have to bring them with them? Was that the selection criteria, you can be there for comeback week if your apron is still pristine?

Is the guest judge going to be Raymond Blanc? Who else does classic French cookery?

What the actual did gregggg just do with his mouth?

I feel ill

Ooh. Maybe Michel? I'd be so happy to see his twinkly eyes again.

Classic of all classics? In England classic I’d say roast beef. So many round the world, just feels insular

Michel Roux?

Circus geezer for the win

God, mine would be splattered with all sorts. Never trust a chef with a clean apron.
Fucking love tartiflette. Not so much Faroukh. Who should be FAROUKH!! In a big actory voice.

I'm slightly curious about how you begin breathing fire in pig form. It's a very niche idea.

None of us Can eat fire for ever. That’s just life

'I can't eat fire for ever'. There's some wise words.

Laughing a the huge gougeres!🤣

I’d invoke the Geneva Convention at that point.

Can't believe the kind of Michelin-starred place that does Crêpes Suzette hasn't snapped up the fire-breathing pig man. Can you imagine the theatre? (Or the insurance payments?)

No point in small gougeres.

Missed opportunity there 🤣

It’d be a Feran Alba dream!