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Masterchef #3

968 replies

GrandTheftWalrus · 25/04/2024 21:41

Carry on here chuffians!

OP posts:
GrouchyKiwi · 30/04/2024 21:25

Blueberrycreampie · 30/04/2024 21:25

I give you carrot cake.

A crime against humanity.

littlbrowndog · 30/04/2024 21:26

Who wants beetroot like that in their pudding

Sunbird24 · 30/04/2024 21:26

No more next times for Farokh please

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2024 21:26

That pork looks way undercooked.

lettingthedaysgoby · 30/04/2024 21:26

I never want to hear Gregggg say 'Too wet in there'
shudders

Blueberrycreampie · 30/04/2024 21:26

@GrouchyKiwi don't think so....

GrouchyKiwi · 30/04/2024 21:26

Blueberrycreampie · 30/04/2024 21:26

@GrouchyKiwi don't think so....

We'll have to have a fight about it. Meet you at dawn. Name your seconds!

EsmaCannonball · 30/04/2024 21:27

I love carrot cake.

fourquenelles · 30/04/2024 21:27

<whispers> I love beetroot but not the pickled stuff the real raw earthy stuff. Mmmmm I have it in a white bread sarnie for lunch.

Piggywaspushed · 30/04/2024 21:27

I like carrot cake too.

littlbrowndog · 30/04/2024 21:27

Foraged ffs

Blueberrycreampie · 30/04/2024 21:27

@GrouchyKiwi I like a lie in these days would 11.00 be ok?

Piggywaspushed · 30/04/2024 21:28

What's your weapon of choice?

GrouchyKiwi · 30/04/2024 21:28

Blueberrycreampie · 30/04/2024 21:27

@GrouchyKiwi I like a lie in these days would 11.00 be ok?

Very sensible. Agreed.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/04/2024 21:28

Piggywaspushed · 30/04/2024 21:28

What's your weapon of choice?

Frying pan.

Blueberrycreampie · 30/04/2024 21:28

Ok I'll get back to you👍

littlbrowndog · 30/04/2024 21:29

GrouchyKiwi · 30/04/2024 21:28

Frying pan.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

EsmaCannonball · 30/04/2024 21:29

Mary and Matthew for me.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 30/04/2024 21:29

Piggywaspushed · 30/04/2024 21:28

What's your weapon of choice?

A non wobbly pannacotta and a ballontine of undercooked lamb.

Piggywaspushed · 30/04/2024 21:30

I'd use Jon saying choomeric and yo gurt as my weapon. You'd all run away screaming.

fourquenelles · 30/04/2024 21:30

No-one being booted off yet then?

Sunbird24 · 30/04/2024 21:30

How Many are going through?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 30/04/2024 21:31

Piggy man did well.
No one kicked out.
swizz

Sunbird24 · 30/04/2024 21:31

Piggywaspushed · 30/04/2024 21:30

I'd use Jon saying choomeric and yo gurt as my weapon. You'd all run away screaming.

Add in celery-ack and she-show…

EsmaCannonball · 30/04/2024 21:32

Piggywaspushed · 30/04/2024 21:30

I'd use Jon saying choomeric and yo gurt as my weapon. You'd all run away screaming.

A life-size cardboard cut-out of a naked Gregg.