Masterchef #3

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Carry on here chuffians!

Petrol & feet yummmm

Am bloody sure this is a parody of masterchef.

Nightmare, Mary. Oh no.

There's a lot of 'think' and 'fine' in that Mary.

They'll just be charred, Gregg. Is that not all the rage?

Make a sauce in a pan Mary as opposed to make a sauce in a carrier bag? Gregggg the chef (not)

This just seems so unfair on the other contestants. These have had the experience with critics and cameras and being in studio.

It's coming to something when chai panacotta and pork cheeks seems really unadventurous and normal.

Yes, it's a huge advantage in knock-out week.

Yes, what if one of these guys wins the whole thing? Won't feel right.

Nawww pleased for Mary

‘Unctuous’.

Like you Greggggg.

I don’t like chai. Tastes like soap.

That pannacotta sounds right up my street. Love chai.

Mary's done a great job, and that all looks like food you want to eat instead of crazy stuff.

This lot should not be here at all. They failed. Cross at this

Shocker. Ginger nuts give you the flavour of ginger nuts. Who knew? Good job we have John to educate us…

I think Farokh's looks awful.

This feels like it should be a Christmas Special, like with the Bake-Off.

Not the contestants’ fault that MC brings them back - I’d have agreed - nice to see those succeeding

Farouk is a knob annoying...

Beetroot - or any culinary vegetable - is not for dessert and on this hill I will die.

Undercooked pork and beetroot pudding. Mmmmm.

I give you carrot cake.

Stop saying chef. They are good amateurs, not chefs.
We’d like your pork a lot rarer Gregg.
Sorry, beetroot and chocolate. Dirt and chocolate. Bleaugh.